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Scenes From Igod

Me: Help Me! God:How can I help you?Me: Get this stalker away from me! God:Where can I get this stalker away from you? Me: In Ohio God:Tell me a little about your life in Ohio. Me: NO IM GONNA BE RAPED God:Are you serious? Congratulations.
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Favorite Quotes:

NYANYANYANYANYAN – Nyan Cat

If I wasn’t here to help you would’ve fit perfectly into a Jill sandwich – Resident Evil 1

My arsenal of weapons:

Cookie Gun: A 50. Cal. With its muzzle widened that launches a cookie

Cupcake launcher: A Grenade launcher that has 6-8 round with cupcakes that are frosted

Icecream Thrower: A flame thrower that sprays out Ice cream any flavor

Spirnkle gun: A Gatling gun that fire spirnkles….epic…
Cake launcher: A Rocket launcher that fires a cake…