I am a girl who loves pokemon and angry birds….READ REALLY FUNNY!(and post it if you think it is funny..:D) 1. Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it “in”
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat— with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is “To go.”
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. dont use any punctuation
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren’t in the mood.
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream “I won, I won!”
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming “Run for your lives, they’re loose!” I AM ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒██ ██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██(TRUE)Go to the website for all of the pokemon episodes!CHECK IT!
(\__/)SUPER BUNNY!!
(=‘.’=)Got scared of the big dragon….XD
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this into your mini log/log if you’re one of the 6% who love wolves and think they are shy and amazing creatures
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Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6, Then JLo fell on the floor, Nelly then woke up and said PHEW! Just A Dream..
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You say Katy Perry, I say Mozart.
You say Lady Gaga, I say Bach.
You say Train, I say Beethoven.
We say Music.
You say voice, I say instruments.
You say Guitar, I say Oboe.
You say Rock, I say Classical.
You say Sing, I say Play.
You say Rap, I pelt you with bunnies.
75% of people worldwide would rather sing than play an instrument. If you are one of the 25% of people who can read and play music, not counting guitar and drums, put this in your log