Alphapowner's profile

About me

The massive text wall has been removed.
73% bitches.
Also, the game.

“MAGICAL POTATO IS BEST PEAR. ALL SHOW BOW DOWN TO KUMQUAT.” ~ Me “You do not mess with another man’s thing, especially Paul’s, he’s been known to anally rape anyone who messes with his thing.” ~ Me

“Or I’ll stick a banana up your anus whilst firing laser bolts at you in a fish tank full of nuclear sharks dancing on TV sets.” ~ Me

“AND THEN I’LL RIP THE FABRIC OF REALITY AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT, AND THEN I’LL MAKE A PRETTY DRESS OUT OF THE FABRIC AND DANCE ON YOUR CORPSE WITH THE DANCING DINOSAUR TROUPE FROM RADISH ISLAND. Damn formatting and maint- Ohai everypo-body” ~ Me

“Little babies that should never be brought into the world and will cause everybody’s eyes to bleed as demons ripped the world apart and rainbows raped people” ~ Me

“Well, **** me sideways with a banana hammock made out of tin foil and chicken nuggets.” ~ Paulverizer11 “Well, **** me isometrically with a peanutbutter jar.” ~ Paulverizer11 “Wow, way to nromg the whole chat down Paul ;p” ~ FrozenCereal “Luke, that was your ass sliding against the pavement after I kicked it. ~ Paulverizer11

Yeah xD ~ Frozencereal
My ass DOES make laser screeches ~Frozencereal"

“FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS H TAP DANCING CHRIST ON A BUNGALO.” ~ craftsman465

“And soccer has a goalie, but that doesn’t mean you can’t murder his family.” ~ Frozencereal

“It sure is lucky my dagger doubles as a screwdriver!” ~Paulverizer11

Member Since: Jan. 20, 2010
Last Login: May. 25, 2012
Current Points: 5221
Comments: 45
Forum posts: 622
Location: I'm not telling you terrorists where I live, don't even try the bribery trick either.
Website: http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Alphapowner