PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING – THIS IS IMPORTANT IN STANDARDS OF “GRAVNESS”
EpicBananaBattle is the updated user of HAWK2008. Being as it is now 2009, I would have to change the username and I couldn’t be bothered with changing my username every year or so. So the username HAWK2009 is still open for those who want it! :) And so am I, Ladies…
I’m 17 and all. My Fave Flash Games on here MUST be Protector, Super Smash Flash which was the motivation I needed to go out and buy Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii (lol), McDonalds Game, Monster’s Den: Book of Dread and More (all as awesome!!!) Best Friends on Kongregate: Lemming, Cassidy and more! Fave TV Programme: Used To Be Doctor Who, But Now The IT Crowd I won’t be making many games for Kongregate. I’ve already put them on other sites and Kong wants them to be exclusive! Oh, and by the way, WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ II ON HERE?!?! IT’S ON LIKE FOURTY DIFFERENT SITES FOR GOD SAKE! Phew, now I’m tired for having my outburst! Please leave a shout! I don’t get any contact with the outside world! Bit like in Big Brother. The Reason? I hate the outside world! I only stick to the shadows if I ever go out for supplies, thanks to the zombies my mate says are called “people” I mean, what does she take me for? An idiot, people are myths! All that exists is computers, the internet, Kongregate and games that are on Wii, PS3, PS2, 360 etc. If you agree, leave a shout saying your favourite game, which console it is on, the price is was when bought and a link to it on Play.com! You can find me in The Van. Oh and I am Male, so don’t start any “Gay”, “Girly”, “Wimp” or any other comments on my shouts! Add me as friend plz? :)
Anyway, you may have caught the few hours that the games I uploaded were on here. Unfortunatly, some little t*** started saying that the games were stolen even though they were just very easy to make and looked like another because of the quantity made beforehand. And this time, I do not want anybody banning me without reason (last time was because someone hated me and was freinds with a “mod” and the time when the games I uploaded were apparently stolen when “THEY WERE NOT!”).
If you have any ideas for flash games, I can put them through to my good friend who’s staff at Kongregate. They may not get through but, it’s worth a try. If they are really good, I’ll see if I can do them myself!
Anyway, can’t keep wittering on, because Kongregate may start charging me with text revenue! My favourite websites are Kongregate, FAIL Blog (www.failblog.org), Zedge (www.zedge.net), YouTube (You know THAT link!), Google (www.google.co.uk), Stick Page (www.stickpage.com) and Wikipedia (www.wikipedia.org)

Thanks for reading!

“Looking forward to hearing from you, all the best, Maurice Moss” Moss on The IT Crowd.

But Remember These Words That Have Kept Me Going All My Life: Chuck Norris.

By EpicBananaBattle: A bear walks into a pub, and the barman says, “Can I Help You?” And The Bear says “I’ll have an eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr Milkshake please!” Then The Barman says “What’s with the big Pause?” And The Bear Says: “Oh, I’ve Always ’Ad Them!” Whilst Waving His Arms In The Air.

By ShadowSword: Why did Tim put his guitar in the freezer? Because he wanted to play COOL music!

By ButtonHunt 3 (A game): Why do doctors and nurses wear masks? So that if they f*** up, no-one can ID them!

By DarkHunter3000: Yo mama so fat, that when she sings, everybody thinks its over! (He says no offence intended)

Find me in “The Van” like always!

Oh, and by the way, I was asked by a friend to help advertise his excellent videos that he has on YouTube. His username is “PlayingWithMahWii” Go along and give the videos a try!