hmm… about me, about me, about me?
wut can i say
oh i got it… HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote idea thought up by MrSpontaneous. thank u i loov you mayne =]]
petesahooligan: My first divorce was because she had carny hands.*
petesahooligan: she’ll probably stab me in the eye while I sleep*
M5000: yes, sdg is a game of much shoopage…*
Nicnac: fastpplz (private): sometimes when i get nervous, i stick my hands in my armpits*
petesahooligan: Hey, these venereal warts don’t cure themselves!*
Theares: i eat kitties yes i do kitties in my kitty stew kitty snacks in my kitty packs?*
Rockefelon: fast encourages spam and makes baby jesus cry :(*
petesahooligan: Gangsters are the only thing protecting our schools*
petesahooligan: Most of the flowerbeds in my neighborhood are maintained by the Asian Stick***
petesahooligan: The Native Bloods read to the ladies at the old folk’s home on Saturdays***
DemonicOrigins: fastpplz is a good example of what happens when women drink while they’re pregnant.*
Nester64: OOOOOOH! WE’R PIRATEY PIRATES, AND WE PIRATELY PIRATE AROUND! EVERYBODY! WE’R…*
MrSpontaneous: gnight fast, you one-legged semi-troll :D***
jameslinacre: only thing better then tree of ice cream would b the great mountain of choclate cake**
petesahooligan: I am gay incarnate.*
petesahooligan: I aim to please (when I’m not aiming for your mouth)*
Retribute: Moomoo, don’t make me beat you with a “tea kettle”.*
petesahooligan: Okay, it’s time to masturbate and cook some noodles and stuff. See y’all later.*
Rockefelon: are you one of those rednecks who takes a deer’s butt to the taxidermist and puts a doorbell right in the pooper to hang out front of their house?*
petesahooligan: I’m a 42 year old perv. What’s wrong with that?*
petesahooligan: I’m going to write a book about how hard it is to write a book.*
petesahooligan: If I DON’T pee in the shower I feel unclean*
BobDylan: i’ll have your seed, shaitain**
Retribute: Fast. Say loov one more time and I will place my steel-toed boot so incredibly high up your ass that you’ll be vomiting shoe polish for weeks.*
Rockefelon: fast is like joe dirt with the “atom bomb” – i got the poo on me!!*
Nicnac: silly 2worlds … Gwen’s son’s name is Residentevilman Taylor**
GwenWilliams: fast, that works because you’re a big ole lipstick wearing, high heel prancing freakshow**
petesahooligan: “Hello, welcome to Jack in the Wendy. I’m FastPplz…may I spit in your order?”*
petesahooligan: I want to have sex with someone that has wings…a hot angel.*
petesahooligan: How much porn is too much porn? I bet you find out when you go to heaven.*
Psychodelic636: cow: you realize how rwetarded you sound? you might as well just said " im gonna punch out all your blood"
Psychodelic636: *reloads trollfeeder 9000
aquasaurious: Milk Shake Taylor?*
aquasaurious: I never knew that MS = milkshake
charlottie: where is the square button on my keyboard???*
nutcase07: E-masturbation brings out the horny in Fast.*
bohaka: i can smoke kong and go on crack at the same time**
boyblue: “Forged in the hexagons of the hive, a love that will last throughout the ages…” boyblue: “He was Fast. He was a cow. But their love made even the honey seem like the bitterness of gall.”*
M5000: should we ever get into an intergalactic war with aliens.. I’m joining the starforce.. for the opposing side..*
petesahooligan: My kids are still up. I just got a call from the police proving it.*
GigglesMcKenzie: i have Crabs*
MSTaylor: spont, I am putting on a bra, and coming to see you.*
petesahooligan: Fast Freddy Ping-Pong Pimp Donkey the Eighth, how’s life in California?*
/ParanoiaComplex wuz here ;)
TOSHIKOSATO IS MY BFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 "FastPplz")