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About me

Hello, I am the Candyman. My real life name is Nikhil (pronounced Nih-KEEL). I am your candy-based overlord, and my trollbusting weapons of choice are the PMachinegun, the Ban-Bars, and the Silen-Sweets.

I used to be the owner of Cookie Kingdom, but I passed it on to the eternally wise Rachiface, who I believe shall be a grand successor to my throne.

I’m a huge nerd, but you probably guessed that already. My nerd rep includes a gaming computer that I built myself, a gaming device on my person at all times, over 1200 hours in Killing Floor, Team Fortress 2, Borderlands, and Supreme Commander 2, and my new set of polyhedrals and d6’s for playing Pathfinder.

In case you ask, I’m the Candyman from Willy Wonka. The old Willy Wonka from 1971, not the new one with Johnny Depp. He’s a creeper…Still confused? Flash back to the good old days.

Moderator since December 18, 2008.
Admin since September 19, 2011.

Wanna become a mod? Lies. Like the cake. If you still think you want to become one, here’s how!

Nicknames! (in order of preference)
Cman
CBO (Candy-Based Overlord)
Candy
Candyman
Mr. Candy
Candydude
IATC
CM
IATCM
Cansy(man)
Candt(man)
Vandy(man)

Quotes!
“The ignorant masses derive pleasure from others’ pain.” – IAmTheCandyman

“Mods don’t let users troll drunk.” – IAmTheCandyman

“My role as a moderator is that of the guardian, not a warrior.” -IAmTheCandyman

“We don’t swing swords at trolls, we just put the swords out there and remind them not to impale themselves.” -masterwriter42

Trollbusters
Conceptualized by Welder
Written by IAmTheCandyman

If there’s something strange
In your home chat room
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!
If the chat gets weird
And the nukes go boom
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!

I ain’t afraid of no spam
I ain’t afraid of no spam

When you’re seeing trolls
Running ’cross your screen
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!
Wanna kill those jerks
And it makes you scream
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!

I ain’t afraid of no trolls
I ain’t afraid of no trolls

Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!
You need a ban, PM us, man, Trollbusters!

I ain’t afraid of no trolls
I hear they like the girls (who don’t exist!)
I ain’t afraid of no trolls
Ban, ban, ban, ban!
Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!
If you’ve had a dose of porn or rickrolls,
You’d better call Trollbusters!
Let me tell you something
Bustin’ makes me feel good!

I ain’t afraid of no trolls
I ain’t afraid of no trolls

Don’t get caught alone, oh no Trollbusters!
When it comes through your room
Unless you want nukes and doom
I think you better call Trollbusters!

Ow! Who you gonna call? Trollbusters!

If you have any questions, feel free to leave me a profile whisper or fire me an email at Nikhil@Kongregate.com!

  • Member Since: Aug. 24, 2008
  • Last Login: Feb. 13, 2012
  • Current Points: 11777
  • Comments: 57
  • Forum posts: 3127
  • Location: Milwaukee, WI
  • Age: 22
  • Sex: Hot Fudge
Latest Achievements (view all badges)
Master of Mighty Mind Magic  (completed)
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Badge Of The Day
Master of Mighty Mind Magic Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete all 3 endings in Several Journeys of Reemus Chapter 4 Beastly Blackhole of Bureaucracy

Acquired Feb. 12, 2012

IAmTheCandyman's shouts

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Jman375

2 hours ago

Hey Cman! Just wanted to make a shout.

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IAmTheCandyman 2 hours ago

YOU’RE A SHOUT. Hi :D

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Jordaie123

Feb 5, 2012 9:11am

WAIT WHAT!!?! I HAVE MISSED SO MUCH! :o Grats on admin bro! :3 Saw you when you wern’t a mod. :3 So, what do you do for Kongregate? Check flagged stuff, comments? And apoint mods? Is that it? :3 Must Deliver Sweets to other members of staff in the morning. xD

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IAmTheCandyman 1 day ago

Very likely! Either me or Zshadow :)

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LiuKangfatality 4 hours ago

Do you remember sending me the badge from Backyard monsters?

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IAmTheCandyman 3 hours ago

I can’t say I do, but my short term memory is pretty awful!

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panther99

Dec 27, 2011 7:11am

I just want to say that this is the best site i have ever been to!!!!!!! I love the games and and love even more that you can upload your own games and its fun playing really bad games. But my favourite part about the site is the adding games to your site. Whats really cool is if i add a game to my site it will be unblocked at school! ISNT THAT GR…

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panther99 Dec 28, 2011 6:15am

thnx dude

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IAmTheCandyman Dec 28, 2011 10:47am

Thank you for spending time with us!

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SHACOLA 1 day ago

PLS HELP ME PLS..IM PLAYING ATOMIC STRIKE….BUT THESE DAYS I CANT GO FOR MISSINONS..WHEN I CLICKED THE MISSIONS TAB…IT SHOWS NOTHING..INSTEAD THE BLACK SCREEN..THEY R NOT APPEARING..PLS PLS HELP ME..MY…

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LiuKangfatality

Feb 6, 2012 2:03pm

You’re the candy man? Give me about 59 M&m’s and about 5091 Skittles.

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LiuKangfatality Feb 7, 2012 5:12pm

make that over 9000 M&M’s.

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IAmTheCandyman Feb 7, 2012 10:00pm

9000.5!

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LiuKangfatality Feb 11, 2012 6:54am
:3
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muffinman37

Jan 15, 2012 11:59am

who chooses the Amins cuz i c u becam an admin in 2011

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IAmTheCandyman Jan 25, 2012 2:04pm

Yep! I get paid in hugs and large bags of candy.

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LiuKangfatality Feb 6, 2012 2:04pm

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bjjdude Feb 7, 2012 5:22am

tulkin luk diz rurlly wudnt be sm4t if u wer a admn

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