IAmTheCandyman's profileAbout meHello, I am the Candyman. My real life name is Nikhil (pronounced Nih-KEEL). I am your candy-based overlord, and my trollbusting weapons of choice are the PMachinegun, the Ban-Bars, and the Silen-Sweets. I used to be the owner of Cookie Kingdom, but I passed it on to the eternally wise Rachiface, who I believe shall be a grand successor to my throne. I’m a huge nerd, but you probably guessed that already. My nerd rep includes a gaming computer that I built myself, a gaming device on my person at all times, over 1200 hours in Killing Floor, Team Fortress 2, Borderlands, and Supreme Commander 2, and my new set of polyhedrals and d6’s for playing Pathfinder. In case you ask, I’m the Candyman from Willy Wonka. The old Willy Wonka from 1971, not the new one with Johnny Depp. He’s a creeper…Still confused? Flash back to the good old days. Moderator since December 18, 2008. Wanna become a mod? Lies. Like the cake. If you still think you want to become one, here’s how! Nicknames! (in order of preference) Quotes! “Mods don’t let users troll drunk.” – IAmTheCandyman “My role as a moderator is that of the guardian, not a warrior.” -IAmTheCandyman “We don’t swing swords at trolls, we just put the swords out there and remind them not to impale themselves.” -masterwriter42 Trollbusters If there’s something strange I ain’t afraid of no spam When you’re seeing trolls I ain’t afraid of no trolls Who you gonna call? Trollbusters! I ain’t afraid of no trolls I ain’t afraid of no trolls Don’t get caught alone, oh no Trollbusters! Ow! Who you gonna call? Trollbusters! If you have any questions, feel free to leave me a profile whisper or fire me an email at Nikhil@Kongregate.com!
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