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My name is Joaqox (stop calling me “joagox” please, it’s annoying) I’ve been around Kongregate since 2009. If you wanna chat, try sending me a PM.
And yes, as a matter of fact I AM an asshole.

Food (Feeeeed meeeee): Milanesas, Frizze Blue, books, Gancia, tuna salad, spaghetti, tacos, the blood of my enemies’ sisters.

Religion: Pastafarian, Demigod, Hitchhiker, Rock.

Modship:
Mod in Torre Entel: 29/10/14
Mod in La Querencia: 31/03/15
Mod in Curio Quest: 20/08/15
Mod in Gravitee Wars Online: 5/12/15
Mod in Bat Country: 4/02/16
Mod in Fear Of The Dark: 26/05/16
Mod in Hello World!: 1/08/16

Gwen got me BAKED .

This mug represents what I do and helps me through the days I need to push it a bit more for my regs. I love them.

My current Avatar was made by a friend.
My previous Avatar was made by JTTheLlamma. Please do visit his thread in The Arts. It’s awesome.

Friends (no special order):
Meeeeeh (Oveja Loca).
Muuuuuuu (Asadito).
Palamaxone (Paladin).
CiobanuM (Miru).
Punkgoddess (Meags)
JefeTauren (Chef).
NeXu (Nex).
Gwenhwyfar (Gwen).
Fafatusa (Fafa).
GM_Gamer (Gonza).
Laxvio (Lax-lax).
Klatu ♥(Pimpino).
Nomade (Nomadin).
JohannasGarden (Jo). [I.O.U.]
IAmTheCandyman (Nik)
SinkTheBismarck (Gio)

Catch phrase:
“Be…
…-cause I can!”

Quotes:

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SirPent1: Joagox is awesome
Keyragustin: I’m falling in love with joagox
SirPent1: Same Key
SirPent1: I’ll let you have Joa though
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YomandoT: Pedazo de turro, me fui a otro club. 5K es mucho para mi bodeh’ (reply)
To YomandoT: LoL
To YomandoT: Cagón
YomandoT: Obvio. (reply)
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Laxvio: ahora solo falta darme una buena depilada y toy tiqi taca
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Arisuinsanegirl: No te estoy defendiendo, a mi me encanta putear niñitos.
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Sychospy: Me dio paja armar una ensalada y me fui comiendo las cosas a medida que las lavaba.
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Laxvio: Aca esta my pussy!
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Usuario Anonimo (by request): La wea es que me cuelga pancita
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JTtheLlama: Don’t joake around.
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Laxvio: Me divierte calentar la sopa, es un pasatiempo malvado, lo se.
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Kiwi_moose: Sarah Jessica Parker is fap material
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Ayrus: I just got startled by my own shadow.