I am worth eight tons of pudding.
And the “Worst Insult of All Time,” award goes to…
Kunosachiaka: KF5 can’t eat all his vegetables.
morner5747: the walking dead season 1 game ending fuicking made me cry likje a little bitch
KF5AQX: That’s because you /are/ a little bitch.
morner5747: **** you racist ****
TrouserMouse: Friendship is mutual blackmail
jjj_9: The holy trinity of hot.
jjj_9: The father, the son, and the sexy ghost.
devin13337: my dearest friend
devin13337: will you spend an eternity with me?
devin13337: rejoice with me in everlasting marraige
wellis: maybe if you had spelled ‘marriage’ correctly I would have considered it
jjj_9: I’m always right all of the time.
jjj_9: I am God.
TrouserMouse: I’d like to protest the platypus then
TrouserMouse: Don’t drink and divine
Magical_Otter: Okay guys, really
Magical_Otter: Hostility against animals
spyderkween13: No hostility
spyderkween13: We accept them
spyderkween13: For the assholes that they are
Magical_Otter: I had to laugh
KF5AQX: And then you had to cry.
spyderkween13: We’re easily moved here
Magical_Otter: But I never tell you guys about that part
Magical_Otter: To hold whatever dignity I still have
spyderkween13: I think that I still have*
Smeltis: IF ANYONE’S GONNA **** PAIGE I SWEAR KF5 IS NOT FIRST IN LINE
Smeltis: I hope no one important saw me write that.
KF5AQX: What’s the price, of a mile?
bonzo970: As in the Sabaton song?
spyderkween13: That song is AMAZING
RiseAgainstFan27: THOUSANDS OF FEET MARCH TO THE BEAT
bonzo970: THERE’S AN ARMY ON THE MARCH
bonzo970: LONG WAY
bonzo970: FROM HOME
KF5AQX: STUCK IN A TRENCH, WITH NO WAY OUT.
bonzo970: PAYING THE PRICE IN YOUNG MEN’S LIVES
djreal1: see these nuts
Smeltis: Lemme get my microscope.
haloreach486: what are we talking about here
LargoJoeSqueezle: Yo momma
KF5AQX: Is so fat
KF5AQX: NASA has a satellite around her.
KF5AQX: That’s getting quoted.
junkmike: NO EXPLICIT PORN IN CHAT DAMNIT (reply)
junkmike: THAT’S WHY I DON’T POST SELFIES (reply)
CalenaNina14: oh my freakin god. Guys SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY
AaronH263: do i have to shut the hell up
AaronH263: or can i just shut up?
KF5AQX: Lets just hell up.
KF5AQX: By which I mean strip naked and become incubuses.
KF5AQX: BUT YOU SAID.
Jayfeather5084: >tfw no gf
SociopathicEY: Goddammit Jay.
KF5AQX: >tfw no gf
SociopathicEY: sorry to hear that KF
Jayfeather5084: u can go rite 2 hell u pees uv shit
Five_Four: i want to be retarded