Latest Activity: Played Anti-Idle: The Game (2 days ago)
Points needed for next level: 192 Level
If life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia
‘RestlessNative: I admit it, I pay prostitutes to eat Hamburgers whilst I sit at a desk wearing a Penguin outfit’
‘GadgetGeek: You can’t be Gloria.
GadgetGeek: or, Gloria Hunniford anyway
GadgetGeek: Because why would someone with high popularity go on such a moderately mediocre gaming site like this?’
‘Storageheater: is it roleplay if i’m wearing a simba fursuit
Storageheater: full of yoghurt (to simulate the squelches)’
‘sammanguy: those other countries dont have flaps’
Achievement Awarded: Greenland Pwner: Kill the entire population of Greenland, those bitches.
On Soviet Kongregate, the achievement earns YOU!
“Give me a massage” “Okay” chucks iron at face.