Multihunter

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Multihunter’s top 6 ways to avoid cancer due to radiation:

1. Don’t develop cancer – The treatment to kill cancer has enough radiation to cause cancer several times over.

2. Do not consume produce marked “radioactive” or “Chernobyl” – does this really need an explanation.

3. Don’t have x-rays on your head – Having X-rays on your head is about 10 times more efficient at giving you cancer than any other x-rays.

4. Don’t have X-rays – if you have 10000 x-rays in the same exact spot you have about a 1 in a thousand chance of developing cancer, so watch out!

5. Don’t go into space – If you do you will be subjected to radiation… actually about the same amount as if you lived at the north or south pole.

6. Don’t live a the north or south pole – Yeah the sun is more effective at giving you radiation poisoning there or something

Radiation is measured in Sv, and at 2 Sv you are exposed to an amount higher than the safety level.

“1” gives you 40 Sv

“2” gives you .001 Sv

“3” gives you .00003 Sv Per X-Ray

“4” gives you .000003 Sv Per X-Ray

“5” gives you .00002 Sv every year

“6” gives you .00002 Sv every year

So effectively if you don’t get cancer you won’t get cancer!!!!
yay….

wait… That doesn’t make sense…

Remember me when you don’t get cancer!