Ah, how I miss the good old days. Good times they were indeed; the days of naivete and endless hope for greatness, I suppose that’s why they say nostalgia is bittersweet. Listed here are the badges I’ve received for spending hours and hours on this site, discovering new games, falling in love with new series’s and awaiting a new chapter every few months. It’s a pity this place will soon fall, what with the ever dwindling support for flash. Perhaps the games on here will become abandonware? Are they already? Perhaps a better term would be abandoned freeware. I don’t really know, I just hope I’ll get the chance to come across them years in the future, and feel this bittersweet nostalgia again. Edit on 22/07/2020 at roughly 02:36AM: Welp, seems they fired all the Kong people, and the forums will be shut down in a matter of hours, along with other things that already have been halted or removed, so who knows how much longer this site will be up now? Though, ultimately, ultimately… this was a long time coming, the young generation of today don’t give a crap about this kind of site, they’re far too invested in vapid nonsense that’s fast paced and always new and exciting. And there aren’t enough 20 to 40 somethings around that grew/grew up with these kinds of sites to warrant keeping the sites going in that kind of niche way. I dunno really, the whole of this gaming thing is a shallow husk of what it once was, it’s all about money now, and engagement, and keeping people hooked for years and years and years… Not that it wasn’t about money before, but I guess back in the day it was harder to create games whose sole purpose was to bring in that cold hard cash. And they relied on word of mouth, rather than being a AAA company with tonnes of money for advertising and the such. Perhaps the old game industry crash of 1983 will be happening again soon? We need a good factory reset. I dunno why I’m so bitter about all this, guess cos all this gaming lark was a big part of my childhood, and now I’m older I see the man behind the curtain, and have seen it evolve into this grotesque glutton of an industry. Aw well, it will be what it is, all you can do is hang around and see what happens. _____________________________________________________ 1st badge: Tiny Victory (Nano War) 100th badge: Collection Perfection (Kingdoms CCG) 200th badge: Your Partner is in Another Area (The Last Stand: Union City) 300th badge: Shards of the Colossus (Giants and Dwarves TD) 400th badge: First Defense (Incursion 2: The Artifact) 500th badge: Loving Lovers’ Love (Pretentious Game 3) 800th badge: Meter Maid (Fear Less!) 900th badge: Learn to Brawl Before You Rock (Rise of Champions) 1000th badge: Neon Asphalt (Neon Race 2) 1100th badge: Spectral Collapse (Coloruid) 1200th badge: Baddies Die to Clear the Sky (Bitzy Blitz) 1212th badge: Matryoshka Box (What’s inside the box?) 1300th badge: Vogue Squadron (Time World) 1356th badge: Path to Glory (Mighty Party) Last badge of 2017! 1388th badge: Small Victory (Nano Kingdoms) Last badge of 2018! 1400th badge: Dream Fisher (Wings of Genesis) ((Fitting that this was a milestone badge, it brings back a lot of memories. For some reason I wasn’t very good at this game back in the day, yet suddenly it’s pretty darn easy. I’ll get round to getting the other badges sometime. Fun Fact: This game series inspired my username, and a book I wrote when I was a mid-teen. How time flies. <3)) 1401st badge: War Profiteer (Monsters’ Den: Book of Dread) Last badge of 2019! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Dale: “Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?” Dale: “He fucking killed him!” [Saul throws his cell phone into the woods after suggesting that they can be traced] “Has anyone seen my bigger knife?” – Ted Jones “Sell ’em on. Mark ’em up, sell ’em on!” – Patsy “Wednesday 8am. Get up. Kick arse. Well… There’s one step ahead already.” – Eddy “The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford clinic.” – Patsy [mobile goes off] “Is it a… bee? IS IT A BEE?!” [looking at mobile] “Oh, it’s a small shoe.” – Patsy “If the models get any younger, Pats, they’ll be chucking foetuses down the catwalk!” – Magda “Black matter is dragging us all towards eternal dalmatian… And before long we will all be cloned and turned into sheep. So, to avoid this fate, I am being picked up by a spaceship that is hidden in the tail of an approaching comet.” [doorbell rings] “That’ll be them buzzing now.” – Bubble “Good morning, television? My God! If they could market that in pill form, Switzerland would plunged into a recession.” – Patsy “One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic. Jeremy’s must remain a sterile oasis, free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic and razor-sharp as our customers hipbones. These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolos have worn trenches down the pavement of Sloane Street. Their arm sinews have just enough muscles left in their arm to lift up a credit card! – Patsy Eddy: “Darling, do you remember when you could just get up in the morning and feel fabulous?” Patsy: “How long does it take that old woman to score a tab of aspirin?!” Eddy: “Anyway, I don’t know what you mean. I do take exercise!” Sir Humphrey: “Oh and Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?” Bernard: “Sun readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.” Jim Hacker: “Humphrey, do you think it is a good idea to issue a statement?” Sir Humphrey: “Well, Minister, in practical terms we have the usual six options: One: do nothing. Two: issue a statement deploring the speech. Three: lodge an official protest. Four: cut off aid. Five: break off diplomatic relations. And six: declare war.” Hacker: “Which should be it?” Sir Humphrey: "Well: If we do nothing, that means we implicitly agree with the speech. If we issue a statement, we’ll just look foolish. If we lodge a protest, it’ll be ignored. We can’t cut off aid, because we don’t give them any. If we break off diplomatic relations, then we can’t negotiate the oil rig contracts. And if we declare war, it might just look as though we were over-reacting! ______________________________________ “I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! How like an angel in apprehension. How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me, no, nor woman neither. Nor woman neither.” _______________________________________ - “It’s like giving them cheese after the wine.” - “He doesn’t bite, he hates us.” _______________________________________ █▄▄ ███ █▄▄ █▄█▄█ █▄█ ▀█▀?!?!? I have nothing more to say. Goodday, Sir/Ma’am. ಠ_ರೃ Activity FeedStickersAwardsMobile BadgesMy Games |