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Nera78

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    Jun. 28, 2012

“Sell ’em on. Mark ’em up, sell ’em on!” – Patsy

“Wednesday 8am. Get up. Kick arse. Well… There’s one step ahead already.” – Eddy

“The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford clinic.” – Patsy

[mobile goes off] “Is it a… bee? IS IT A BEE?!” [looking at mobile] “Oh, it’s a small shoe.” – Patsy

“If the models get any younger, Pats, they’ll be chucking foetuses down the catwalk!” – Magda

“Black matter is dragging us all towards eternal dalmatian… And before long we will all be cloned and turned into sheep. So, to avoid this fate, I am being picked up by a spaceship that is hidden in the tail of an approaching comet.” [doorbell rings] “That’ll be them buzzing now.” – Bubble

“Good morning, television? My God! If they could market that in pill form, Switzerland would plunged into a recession.” – Patsy

“One whiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic. Jeremy’s must remain a sterile oasis, free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic and razor-sharp as our customers hipbones. These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolos have worn trenches down the pavement of Sloane Street. Their arm sinews have just enough muscles left in their arm to lift up a credit card! – Patsy

Eddy: “Darling, do you remember when you could just get up in the morning and feel fabulous?”
Patsy: “Without pills.”

Patsy: “How long does it take that old woman to score a tab of aspirin?!”
Eddie: “I could score acid quicker!”

Eddy: “Anyway, I don’t know what you mean. I do take exercise!”
Saffy: “You get out of bed, it ends there!”
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Hacker: “Don’t tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country; The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.”

Sir Humphrey: “Oh and Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?”

Bernard: “Sun readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.”
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Jim Hacker: “Humphrey, do you think it is a good idea to issue a statement?”

Sir Humphrey: “Well, Minister, in practical terms we have the usual six options: One: do nothing. Two: issue a statement deploring the speech. Three: lodge an official protest. Four: cut off aid. Five: break off diplomatic relations. And six: declare war.”

Hacker: “Which should be it?”

Sir Humphrey: "Well: If we do nothing, that means we implicitly agree with the speech. If we issue a statement, we’ll just look foolish. If we lodge a protest, it’ll be ignored. We can’t cut off aid, because we don’t give them any. If we break off diplomatic relations, then we can’t negotiate the oil rig contracts. And if we declare war, it might just look as though we were over-reacting!


Richard Cory

Whenever Richard Cory went downtown,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean-favored, and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
“Good-morning,” and he glittered when he walked.

And he was rich – yes, richer than a king –
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head.


1st badge: Tiny Victory (Nano War)

100th badge: Collection Perfection (Kingdoms CCG)

200th badge: Your Partner is in Another Area (The Last Stand: Union City)

300th badge: Shards of the Colossus (Giants and Dwarves TD)

400th badge: First Defense (Incursion 2: The Artifact)

500th badge: Loving Lovers’ Love (Pretentious Game 3)

800th badge: Meter Maid (Fear Less!)

900th badge: Learn to Brawl Before You Rock (Rise of Champions)

1000th badge: Neon Asphalt (Neon Race 2) I wanted this badge to be the impossible badge in Necromino, but I’ll have to settle for that one being the 1111th badge.

1100th badge: Spectral Collapse (Coloruid)


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I have nothing more to say. Goodday, Sir/Ma’am. ಠ_ರೃ

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