SharkyRocks

Damn the terrorists are here! RUN! I’ll cover you! (Shoots AK-47) You’ll never take me alive!!! (Goes max payne style) DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gets shot in the shoulder) Ahggh! You wanna play that game! WELL IM GONNA PLAY IT WITH YOU! (Gets C4) LETS BURN IN HELL TOGETHER! (Explodes in slo-mo) Insert sad music here R.I.P Chuck Norris ~ 2013 (Hand comes out grave) Not dead yet motherfu***** (Credits roll) Insert awesome music here