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Falling Horse Season --------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time in the land of Kongredonia,there were two kings. Well, there were actually three, but one of them left to pursue a career in vaudeville. Of the two ACTIVE kings there was Vespen and King Pandas, who for some reason was actually a queen, but legislation and the...ANYWAY, she was the king, somehow, of the Pringero Kingdom, to the east. Claiming to act on the information of a man known only as Slicington the 80th-kin, he foretold a great peril would soon envelop all of Prinny Land, and soon Kongredonia, in shadow. So King Vespen then called a council at the round table of Prinny which was actually triangle-shaped due to there being a functioning triumverate at one time. King Vespen said to Kiueeen Pandas, "My word! How shall we confront this vaguely rumored threat that I have decided to believe blindly?" But Lady Pandas was idle. So he turned to the third end and asked the question once again. But the other king had embarked on his stage performance career literally hours ago. Henceforth, the shadows moved upon Prinny Land. And the world was saturated with an annoyingly cleansing fluid. It was like water, but it...well, okay, it was exactly the same as water, but it fell from the sky so no one quite knew where it came from. As Lady Pandas returned to her kingdom to scoop up her body double she said, "oh, what is this marvelous phenomenon"? She asked her subjects, but no one could quite supply a response to her quarry because quarries extract stone and they are not questions. She asked her cat, mikkim the 46th and she said it was a horse. Then Pandas rejoiced! from that day, every single August in Prinny Land would henceforth be known as Falling Horse Season. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Prinny War D: --------------------------------------------------- In the far off year of 2013, Earth was in ruins after Laser War III before the world was destroyed in an exciting flurry of special effects, it launched its secret weapon. A giant oddly shaped flying battleship called the Pringer. Its Captain was a man born of both pirate and cyborg descent known simply as Mate Slicedtron 8.71 and his second mate, Z-Bro. As they embarked on their exciting quest with a high budget and was full of cliffhangers, they flew past the outer space which was full of stars, and maybe a planet and some chocolate stuffed with nougat, then all of a sudden there was sudden breach in the Space Shield Department and Slicedtron said "GENTLEMEN!! SPACE IS ATTACKING". But Z-Bro had an idea. He activated the Plasma Autonomous Nuclear Destruction Autonomous Strike Array (P.A.N.D.A.S.) but the weapon was idle. Suddenly, Corporal Vespinator 2: Judgment Day had an idea, "Sir! We should activate the secret weapon!" he said, wearing his pants. Faced with the threat of the space air, the Battleship Pringer utilized its ultimate arnament. WARNING: SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED." boomed the ship narrator. "...HAHA JUST KIDDING. BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M GOING TO EXPLODE NOW." and the ship exploded into a black hole supernova nebula galaxy. THE END...? TO BE CONTINUED? Gotta wait for Gerk..