aardwolforvark's profile

About me

My mother was an aardvark and my father is an aardwolf. My mother died by being trampled under a elephant. I was born in 1908 and I'm the oldest aardwolforvark (aardwolf or aardvark). In fact I'm the only one :D.

Age: 100
Sex: Male
Location:

Member Since: Feb. 17, 2008
Last Login: Oct. 13, 2008
Current Points: 3846
Comments: 123

Latest Achievements

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: Sketch Artist Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 100 levels in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: Elevator Eyes Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock "random attack" and "limited view" modes in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: --- - Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first 10 levels in Z-Rox; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: Empyreal Destroyer Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the evil sun in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: The Light Fragtastic Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 enemies during a single game in Ether War; Acquired Oct. 10, 2008

: Pepe LePwned Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat Pepe LeTank, the first boss in Talesworth Arena: Death Watch; Acquired Oct. 09, 2008

: Marker Sniffer Badge (easy - 5 points); Defeat 100 enemies during a single game on any difficulty setting in Whiteboard Tower Defense; Acquired Sep. 30, 2008

: Unscratched Lens Badge (hard - 30 points); Obtain a multiplier of 10 in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Sep. 26, 2008

: Splash of Color Badge (medium - 15 points); Restore 2,000 pixels in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Sep. 26, 2008

: Colorless to Lifeless Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 colorless fragments in colourPod 2: dimensionPod; Acquired Sep. 26, 2008

: Excit Excitement Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 30 levels and collect at least 60 MIS logos in Excit; Acquired Sep. 25, 2008

: Survival of the Toughest Badge (medium - 15 points); Score 25 kills during "survival" mode in Warlords: Heroes; Acquired Sep. 25, 2008

: Infinite Loop Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 50 levels in loops of zen; Acquired Sep. 24, 2008

: Zen Gardener Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 20 in loops of zen; Acquired Sep. 23, 2008

: Road to Inner Peace Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in loops of zen; Acquired Sep. 23, 2008

: Reefer Management Badge (medium - 15 points); Rebuild the destroyed reef in Kaleidoscope Reef; Acquired Sep. 21, 2008

: Friends with Functions Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 12 levels in light-Bot; Acquired Sep. 19, 2008

: Stairway to the Light Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in light-Bot; Acquired Sep. 19, 2008

: Think Outside the Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 25 levels in Duck, think outside the flock; Acquired Sep. 17, 2008

: Heads Will Fly Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 50 kills during any episode in Warlords: Heroes; Acquired Sep. 16, 2008

: Flying First Class Badge (medium - 15 points); Escape via bird in The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 1; Acquired Sep. 12, 2008

aardwolforvark's favorite games

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: Z-Rox

: Telepath RPG Chapter 2

: Arachnophilia

: Amorphous+

: Tangerine Panic!

: Feudalism

aardwolforvark's cards (49)

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: Flash Powder

: Rumiko, the Ninja

: Gem of Souls

: Healing Salve

: Marquis Le Morte, the Ancient

: Reinforced Breastplate

: Jade Figurine

: Vanessa Voss, the Daywalker

aardwolforvark's tickets

: Fallout 3 Ticket

aardwolforvark's friends

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: carroboy

: Everlovely

: DaMan1324

: Phratboy

: ShadeofBlue

: Keego333

: link09

aardwolforvark's fans

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: tymold

: SCRAMMBLEDEGGS34

: chloeell

: i_hate_adri

: nintendork64

: huntdog

: s3v3n3l3v3n

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

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Person	Content
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ShelbyTank	Aug. 29, 2008 You may find this hilarious. This was in my email just now. dpflashes sent you a whisper on Kongregate. Hey, I saw your review and I couldn’t keep myself from writing to you. Have you ever thought about that the creator of the game may not live in an English-speaking country? And while I’m studying 2 other languages besides my mother-tongue and english I suspect you ONLY can speak english. And 2 % of my brain capacity?! Jesus, I’m honored. A normal person is just using 0.1% of their brain capacity so thank you, ignorant fuck. I guess you get narrow-minded in the states. It’s from the creator of the game. Looks like the guy doesn’t understand how to take criticism.
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Hakinator	Aug. 07, 2008 Haha you want me to use english you f*kiing Dpsh*t. Read your “About me”
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Falcom	Aug. 06, 2008 thanks

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aardwolforvark's comments

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Game	Comments
Meat Boy	Oct. 12, 2008 i suck at this but i still think it is soooo awesome.
Z-Rox	Oct. 10, 2008 as soon as it got to words i went to a guide. i know i'm a noob. but i did level 100 by myself. took me forever
New User Tutorial 2: Reclaiming the P0wn	Sep. 27, 2008 dude awesome ninja sheep!

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