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animeforlife

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    Looking for my berries...have you seen my berries?
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    Aug. 01, 2013

Me: “What classes are you signed up for?”

Irrelevant bitch: “AP Math, AP Science, and AP History. Yoouu?”

Me: “REGULAR classes, bitch. Don’t nobody like yo ass…”
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This doesn’t even apply to me because I have AP classes but I thought it was funny.
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Word of advice: It is NEVER, EVER too late to watch Nightmare on Elm Street or Child’s Play*.

NOTE: For those of you who have never seen the movie, the title is not what it seems. Those movies are indeed NOT kid friendly. Just sayin’.
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Sometimes you can talk too much. But you gon’ find yourself saying shit to the wrong person. And when they knock yo ass, don’t blame nobody but yourself. ‘Cause you talk too much.
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I am fed up with group chat…BING, BING, BING, BING! Every damn 5 seconds! Call that bitch!
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Why do people think because I’m quiet, I gotta be upset? No, bitch. Can I not be contemplating the many ways to kill you? God damn…
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If you come in my room and you see something in my room or you FIND something in my room, then it should STAY…in my room.
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When a white guy forgets his girlfriend is black:
Guy: Get out of bed, you lazy fuck!
Girl: To Guy Hold on… Calls One of Her Friends Hey girl. You got some money? You gon’ have to bail me out. ‘Cause he talkin’ to me like I’m lil’ Suzy…
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The most versatile word ever
None of my business: I don’t give a fuck.
Sex: Let’s fuck.
Anger: Fuck you.
Go away: Fuck off.
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Explanation: She is fucking hot.
Confusion: What the fuck.
Lost: Where the fuck are we?
Pleasure: Oh…fuck.
Surprise: What the fuck was that?
Panic: I am getting the fuck outta here.
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I’ve grown to hate every human being.
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Little girl, love yourself so no one else has to.
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Why are people constantly being careful around me? Like…this may sound mean but, I don’t give 2 fucks and a blueberry muffin about what the hell is going on with you. If I had a problem with it, I would have said something about it. Now if I haven’t said anything, then calm the fuck down. What you do with your free time and who you do it with is none of my business. As the above states, that basically means I don’t give a fuck. So…there ya go.

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