R.I.P MobyJaws. You are sorely missed. I’ll never let another soul call me an asshat like you did. Here’s to a short but merry life for a friend who died far too soon.
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Special thanks to Marq and Vorp. You guys are the best. Especially Marq. Thank you.
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Never take life too seriously. Nobody ever gets out alive.
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Yes. There are females on the interwebs. proof right here. :P If you want to know anything else, just ask.
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The name: its American SaddleBred (asb) ryder.You can call me asb, asby, as, bry, bryder, ryder, rider, or anything like that (i honestly prefer bry). kkthxbai.
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So… About me… I’m trying to go to grad school for Usability Testing and Human Factors, I have a wonderful boyfriend who indon’t get to see nearly enough of. You’ll see me refer to him here as Boyfriend or The Boyfriend. He doesn’t like me using his name on here, for your curious ones. I’m also hugely into horses. My two babies are Ace and Appollo. Ace is a 6 year old American Saddlebred, who’s turning into quite the star. Appollo recently adopted me, and we’re working on getting him down to an acceptable weight, and learning how to be an acceptable trail horse. If you have questions other than that, feel free to ask. I promise I will answer truthfully, if not always the full truth.
And now for a little poem:
Ladles and Jellyspoons, Hoboes and Tramps
Cross Eyed Mosquitoes and Bowl-Legged Ants:
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you something of which I know not.
This Thursday, which is Good Friday, there will be a mothers meeting to which only fathers are invited.
Wear nice clothes if you haven’t any, and if you can come, please stay at home.
Admission is free, please pay at the door, grab a chair and sit on the floor.
It doesn’t matter where you sit, the man in the gallery is sure to spit.
Our next meeting will be about the four corners of the round table.
Just one thing before you go:
I’ll tell you a story I don’t really know.
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight.
The blind man went to see fair play
The mute man went to shout “Hooray!”
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf police man heard the noise,
And came and killed the two dead boys.
A paralyzed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye;
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch that drowned them all
If you don’t believe this story’s true
Ask the blind man: He saw it too.
Quotes:
“F*** that, I’m going to be a lesbian. If I’m just gonna keep getting guys with manginas, I should atleast get boobs out of it.”
-ChelseaNicole94
 "asbryder")