aturtledoesbite

>Describe self using far too many words.

Your name is CODY. Your last name is CRAZY-DIFFICULT TO PRONOUNCE for most people, so you tend not to tell people what it is. You are sixteen years old. Being a human, you have a variety of INTERESTS. One of those is VIDEO GAMES. You play most genres of video games. You tend to be QUITE SKILLED at them. The only genres you dislike are SPORTS and FIRST-PERSON SHOOTERS. You also spend an unhealthily large portion of your day on the INTERNET. Most of this time is taken up playing games on KONGREGATE. However, you also regularly visit a variety of WEBCOMICS. The webcomics you currently follow are HOMESTUCK, THE CHOSEN FOUR, XKCD, CAPTAIN SNES, and SINFEST. The rest of your internet time is spent on VARIOUS FORA, including Kongregate’s fora and the Captain SNES fora. Your online handle is ATURTLEDOESBITE. You have several INTERNET FRIENDS, primarily from Kongregate and the Captain SNES fora. You refuse to list your friends because you know it would simply stir up feelings of jealousy from those who would be left out. You make several REFERENCES TO YOUR FAVORITE WORKS, though you have recently stopped doing this so much. You also cannot think of a decent way to end this self-description.