austinator45

(My catch phrase for any situation.)Nope.© A song I made up: http://vocaroo.com/i/s02AgAkzqO15 Hot Babes Hello, my name is Austin, I’m 17 and a pretty cool guy, I can play guitar, draw very well, and I can sing country music songs pretty good, Lol, I’m a Southern boy, been that way all my life, and I intend to stay that way. If you have any problems with your life, or something personal, and you’d like someone to talk about it with, just tell me, and I can help you out.
My favorite game is Team Fortress 2. I apparently married EgotisticalIdiot . My best friend is zombiesniper17 ErgoDyne is the person I refer to for most of my problems, she’s very nice, kind hearted, and smart. //////Now for some of my sayings////// “True love is not a relationship that lives a perfect life, but a relationship that can withstand the perfect storm.”-" Life’s road is not always a straight and simple path, but with a positive attitude, you can make the best of it.“-” On the outside I may appear like an emotionless, sarcastic piece of shit, just like an onion, but when you peel off more layers, you find the exact same thing every single time, and you start crying.“-” Love is one soul in two bodies.“-”True love isn’t found, it’s built."
///QUOTES/// ErgoDyne : Also, I prefer having sex with people, not inanimate objects.
EgotisticalIdiot : Flurble flurble I’m a gerbil c:
DANKasuarusrexx : everyone please take the time to look at austins cock
zombiesniper120 : but anyways im eating titty beans
Mofixil : go vacuum a duck
thegayfaggot : Kongregate Notice: Part of your message was cut off because it exceeded the over 9000 character maximum.
tukut1 : please have sex with me
zombiesniper120 : not my fault im such a asshole
Yorokobi_pie : I don’t always play SAS, but when I do, I SPANK ZOMBIES
cooldudecoolcool : press 1 if you wanna turn me into a girl
Yorokobi_pie : DADDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Aetherny : It’s a whole combination of nope.
ErgoDyne : I do not ride old people.
bitingback : Still, some folks change names nearly as often as they change their undies.
ErgoDyne : I know everything.
Plasmawake : and Ergo and Aeth are both lesbian robot flamingo girlfriends!
GirlZombieKiller: Sometimes, I think people try so hard to be more mature that they end up acting more stupid instead.
countrymade: I thouhgt i was your friend…..WHATEVER GO SUCK BANANA TITS OFF A WHALE.
dancewithme: Ill go sit in the corner and die then
ErgoDyne: We’ll have a lawyer, so…
Wait! No!
That’s not what I meant!
Welty101: his hair, dyed red by all the virgin blood he scrificed to the great ginger god
Fatcatsven: ergodime’s a charm
treybeast: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w2lidKWVTV
“The best pm fail of all time.” Corrupt0: I’m not afraid to say, I love his titties.
ErgoDyne: You licked too hard, sven!
countrymade: Kongregate Notice: Part of your dick was cut off because it exceeded the 250 inches maximum length.
Gaudior: What about when that tin-can suggests you bite his shiny metal ass.
Thanks for reading my profile, have an awesome day!