awesomedude1110

This is amazing. You? Reading MY profile? I’m not popular. If I was, you’d be actually reading my profile….are you reading it? C’mon, tell me. I’ll be your best friend. PLEEEAAASE? Fine, be that way. Don’t tell me. I don’t need to know anyway. Hmph. See what I care. Poop. Turd. Feces. Dung. Fodder. SHUT UP, YOU! I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT!…butthead. You know, you’re right. Calling you names doesn’t help. I should tell you about myself instead. WAIT, what if you are a stalker. O.o Would I tell you anything? Stalker? Fine…what should I tell you…whatwhatwhat—I GOT IT! I’m a boy! Yeah, that’s right, I’m a boy! And I’m 17! I’m left-handed! I have an education! Mmhmm. Don’t stalk me. You don’t know where I live. You’ll never know, even if you tried. Haha. Look down. Just do it. Do you see me? I hope you do. If you don’t, that crack dealer gave me the wrong address. What crack dealer you say? I’m not telling you. YOU’LL NEVER KNOW So go die in a pit and never return. Only return if you want to tell me what Hell looks like. If you read all of this, I salute you, because the sky is blue and I hate you. Not really. I salute you because you actually read all of this. Really. The point is, I kidnapped your mother. I did. Seriously. If you didn’t here me, I’ll say it again. I died. I’m a ghost. You’re not. Crap. I just found out that Ichigo from Bleach is out to convert me to the Soul Society. I AM INNOCENT! Hah! I am actually not innocent thank you very much. I killed over 9,000 people including you. But I said you weren’t a ghost. You are a Hollow! Hollows have no lives! Lololololo! But beside the point, your mother died of smoke poisoning. Thanks to me, you are after me to make me a Hollow like you. It’s the domino effect! Not really. I’m so clever, that sometimes I don’t understand half of what I’m saying. That’s why I invented Oxi-Dirt! The dirt that cleans nothing! It just makes your house even dirtier than before! Hooray! I am now throwing up due to my hangover.