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About me

I was raised by white wolves on a deserted island not far off the coast of Alaska. There I befriended the cormorants and also fought and feasted on the flesh of an entire high school class who gradually went wild after their plane was downed nearby.
When I was 18, my wolf parents sent me off to boarding school. I thought everyone there was phony, so I took off and had a torrid affair with an older married woman. I told her stories about how I used to play catch in the fields with my little brother wolf, Alda.
Currently, I am working in Antarctica on a top secret project with the dinosaurs still living in the McMurdo Valleys. Well, actually, all we have right now are giant dragonflies. We are breeding them and training them so that they will be large enough and able to snatch humans into their talons and dash them against spiky rocks. Currently, our only successes are with small dogs and raccoons, but soon we will use the prehistoric dragonflies to take over the world!

  • Member Since: Aug. 13, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 30, 2012
  • Current Points: 12749
  • Comments: 127
  • Forum posts: 22
  • Location: Kamchatka Peninsula
  • Website: http://www.venganza.org
  • Sex: Male
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SemraNK

Mar 8, 2011 8:33pm

OMFG HEY!

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axolotl Apr 6, 2012 6:20am

Holla.

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Vidda

Apr 7, 2011 7:48pm

Woah. Just signed in after like a year at least? You still active?

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axolotl Apr 7, 2011 7:49pm

HOLY CRAP ITS VIDDA!

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kt5_49

Mar 7, 2011 1:53pm

should give me an orange portal if you have one

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axolotl Mar 8, 2011 5:34am

I agree, but like I said, I gave them all out before you shot me one. Sorry!

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axolotl

Jan 11, 2011 2:48am

Slyfull: Ah, the sweet smell of alcohol and despair.

axolotl: Hobo, by Chanel

Slyfull: I’d buy that.

Slyfull: Except hobo has more of that subtle hint of urine.

axolotl: true true

axolotl: its an undertone brought out by the wearer’s body heat

Slyfull: I think you mean Crushed Dreams, by Calvin Klein.

axolotl: good catch

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axolotl Jan 11, 2011 2:48am

awesome conversation

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SemraNK

May 11, 2010 10:10am

HEY!!!! AAAAXXXXOOOOo

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axolotl Aug 31, 2010 8:53am

O HAI THAIR!

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