azurebalmung

Jim: Greg! What does the scouter say about azure's power level? Greg: IT'S OVER NIIIIIINE THOOOOUUUUSSSAAAANNNDDDDD!!!!111!!! Greg: *smashes Kong Badge Viewer* ------------------------------------------------- General Guidelines: BYOM - Be Your Own Mod!! Use your mute button! General reminder time: Your mute buttons allow you to Be Your Own Mod! Should another user be irritating, boring, offending or just driving you generally crazy, you have the power! The Three Line Thang: Vortexians are anti-spam. If there are more than three consecutive chat entries from a single user before another user speaks that does not completely contribute to the conversation in a meaningful way, the offending user may be beaten with a wet noodle and teased mercilessly depending on Mod discretion. Three is fine. Four crosses the line. Being a dolt shall make you bolt. Spam gets a slam. RP shall be RIP, take it to the right room before I hit you with a broom. Silence Stick: a simple stick with lots of duct tape on the end to quiet offending users. Side effect: causes them to go gray. B&hammer: simple, a single tap, a squeak and you're gone. ------------------------------------------------------- Haha, so it's official, I have too much free time :D Anyhow, who am I? I am azurebalmung, known to most as azure, few others know my real name. I am one of the many users on this fantastic site called Kongregate. As of now, I'm level 50, You can usually find me in Vortex 'nuff said. I ocassionally venture off to visit some of my super awesome friends like Zil_, elGrifo and Zaraki. My Badges! 955/1042 (91.7%) of all badges currently available! I need... Easys: 0 :D Mediums: 19 Hards: 56 Impossibles: 11 :D -------------------------------------------------- Quotes: Kynosaur: If you need to ask if you're a regular, you're probably not. Zil_: Take a Zil_Pill! azurebalmung: WWE? Note the E, for Entertainment. It's the male form of a soap opera. 1) "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain. 3) "It is never too late to be what you might have been" George Eliot 4) "Dream as if you'll live forever. live as if you'll die today" James Dean 5) "Be yourself-who would be better qualified?" Frank J. Giblin II 6) "Success how high you bounce when you hit botton" General George Patton 10) "Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed." Mark Twain. 19) "genius is one percent inspiration and ninty-nine percent persepiration"- Thomas Edison "I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work"- Ben Franklin Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit." -Bill Maher 32) "Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex." -Bill Maher 33) -Bill Maher 34) "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them" 40) "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it." -W. C. Fields 43) SicMirx(private): But..."Belated comments are like fine wine...aged to perfection." - SicMirx 44) "Language is the way we express every idea, every thought. Sloppy thinking leads to a sloppy use of language. But the opposite is also true: Imprecise language causes inprecise thinking. That's a basic tenet of semantics." - Tony Clemenza, from the book "Whispers" by Dean Koontz -Jessness- ------------------------------------------------------- Has a twitter! http://twitter.com/azurebalmung --------------------------------------------------------- I love to doodle! http://seraphimxnephilim.deviantart.com/ ^ mah profile :D -------------------------------------------------- -link removed... things happened D:- Administrated by me. other forum was dead. It was the newb tech guy in the laboratory with the cup of triple espresso, half milk. Join now or I shall eat your immortal soul. :3 ------------------------------------------------------ Currently an Iowa State University student, Electrical Engineering with Green Energy Focus. -------------------------------------- Basic Kongregate links you should know of... http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Modfriend/friends?page=1 http://www.kongregate.com/pages/help#become http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct http://www.kongregate.com/pages/help#earning http://www.kongregate.com/pages/about -------------------------------------------------- Wow, you made it down here? You must really love me. :3 ------------------------------------------------------ Current Goals: Make a 4 star flash game: incomplete Be a super awesome person: Completed a loooong time ago. :D Draw over 50 presentable pictures on Deviant Art: incomplete Get my art incorporated into a game: possibly completed soon? Reach level 40: complete! Reach level 50: complete! Reach level 60: incomplete Become a champion on Mabinogi: Rank 4 paladin right now Have 250 fans: Complete, Silvez is fan numero 250! Have 500 fans: completed! Have 666 fans: completed! bwahahahaha Have 1000 fans: incomplete Have 1337 fans: incomplete Reach 9001 points: Complete Reach 10000 points: complete Have 2 pages of unfinished badges: incomplete Have 1 page of unfinished badges: incomplete Have all badges: incomplete --------------------------------------------------- Oh my gawd, the profile is getting bigger and bigger, *Godzilla Theme song begins playing* ------------------------------------------------------ My favorite movies: anything actiony, especially Live Free, Die Hard. "I was out of bullets..." ----------------------------------------------------- Yes, I do have a facebook, I just don't regularly update it. ----------------------------------------------------- I'm an Anime geek :D I assume I've already spent well over 5 months worth of time on Anime alone. Ruroni Kenshin Fullmetal Alchemist Elfen Lied Cowboy Bebop Hikaru no Go One Piece Gundam (all of them) Hunter X Hunter Full Metal Panic Hajime no Ippo Neon Genesis Evangelion Great Teacher Onizuka Rahxephon GunGrave Death Note The Melancholy of Harhui Suzumyia Furi Kuri Samurai Champloo Mai HiME Naruto Azumanga Daioh Trigun Bleach Gunslinger Girl Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex Scryed Vampire Hunter D School Rumble Sekirei Eureka Seven Chobits Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Hellsing Paranoia Agent Kanon Mahoromatic Outlaw Star .hack//SIGN Code Geass Excel Saga Yu Yu Hakusho Love Hina Shaman King GANTZ Tsubasa Chronicle DearS Fate/stay night Dragon Ball Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn Soul Eater Fairy Tail Rave Master Seikon no Qwaser History's Strongest Disciple Kenchi Kiss X Sis Higurashi no Naku Koro ni 07-Ghost Chrome Shelled Regios To Love-Ru Sora no Otoshimono Omamori Himari To Aru Kagaku no Railgun Gintama Kannagi Negima! Detective Conan Sergeant Frog Blood+ Zatch Bell Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Sakura Wars D-Gray Man Lucky Star Lupin III MariaHolic Nagasarete Airantou Big O Busou Renkin City Hunter Persona Trinity Soul Please Teacher Super Robot Wars Original Generation Tales of Symphonia Trinity Blood Inukami Xenosaga xxxholic Kanokon ------------------------------------------------- Ow my fingers, they tire from this ever growing list... *fingers quits job* The Legend of How to Own a Room ye who seeks to possess the great powers of the domains, ye shalt discover first the sacred land of Erinn. Upon discovering, you must make an offering of wines with questionable spices in it...Once the land has settled and the mood is pleasant, Ye shall proceed to traverse beyond the twin peaks, ye shall embrace the stone that lies upon each peak until the way opens to the valley...ye shall traverse the valley, across the dreaded barren lands, taking caution around the great sinkhole... once the land becomes fertile once more, ye shall traverse through the knarled forest of yonder until ye encounter the legendary Orc Chasm. The Orc Chasm is not your goal, ye must construct a bridge from the great, thick grimiore in order to pass. Once past, ye shall encounter the cave that ye seeks. In front of this cave, ye shall encounter the dread guardian of the cave, the hermit. ye shalt hew him from the bottom up then enter the cave beyond the Orc Chasm. Ye must enter and exit the Chasm, slaying the hermit each time ye enter for he is a spawn of evil... After some time, ye shall feel a mysterious power gather within ye, you must release it when sufficiently held. If done correctly, it shall show you the path to your true first step in obtaining the power of the dominions. ye shalt be noticed by a wise sage, he shalt send word of your power. The Great Council shall meet to discuss your potential then if you gain their approval, ye shall be referred to the god who rules over Erinn, he shalt pass judgement unto thee. If he finds you favorable, ye can then ask for his power of domains.