Wants to be with you and make believe with you. Always.
The Beast
black
mascot
juicy beast
fuzzy
Earned Nov. 12, 2019
16944th earned out of 26275
This oozy airborne beast needs a bath
Moggs
brown
boar
animal
snout
wild
Earned Nov. 05, 2019
16154th earned out of 23717
Is a boar but ain't no bore, no piggity
Mort
green
zombie
cupcake
sweet
undead
Earned Oct. 31, 2019
19034th earned out of 22732
A little more than a day old
Carroll
grey
metal
stinky
receptacle
grouchy
Earned Oct. 17, 2019
19227th earned out of 22523
A garbage can, not a garbage cannot
Tronks
gray
alpafant
Pine
Kartridge
animal
Earned Oct. 12, 2019
20828th earned out of 22246
Built sturdier than a Pine tree, the alpafant lives a trunk-quil life in the forests of Albamare. Check out <a href="https://kon.gg/2MHlrGO" target="new">Pine on Kartridge</a>!
Arthur
pink
lollipop
candy
food
sugar
Earned Oct. 03, 2019
19964th earned out of 23816
He's a little sour, but he knows ol' Slug isn't worth his salt
Mira
yellow
mirror
pretty
reflection
Earned Sep. 20, 2019
20775th earned out of 23560
Raeppa yeht naht resolc eb yam rorrim ni segdab
Molly
nautilus
red
aquatic
ocean
shell
Earned Sep. 12, 2019
21511th earned out of 25581
She smells sea shells by the sea shore
Barb
purple
pie slice
3.1415926
food
sweet
Earned Sep. 07, 2019
23115th earned out of 24685
She and Baron are a perfect pairin'
Nat
white
d20
tabletop
games
dice
rolling
Earned Aug. 26, 2019
9922nd earned out of 25175
Spits crits and big hits
Buck
whitish
tooth
dental
hygiene
Earned Aug. 19, 2019
12669th earned out of 24523
He's got wisdom to spare
NovaShiny
nova
anodyne 2
nano cleaner
white
hero
Kartridge
Earned Aug. 13, 2019
15184th earned out of 24534
Sometimes work sucks, and sometimes it's fantastic, but Nova never gives up. Check out <a href="https://gsght.com/c/WC58c4" target="new">Anodyne 2 on Kartridge</a>!
Bonnie
red
bagpipes
instrument
scotland
honk
Earned Aug. 08, 2019
19582nd earned out of 24296
Likes to pop, loch, and drop it on the high road
GaetanShiny
gray
mole
animal
digging
blind
Earned Jul. 29, 2019
12829th earned out of 25589
A mol like no other. Please respect the dirt.
Cap
mushroom
purple
cheerful
fungi
Earned Jul. 22, 2019
10546th earned out of 24839
He understands this reference
Pauly
popsicle
ice lolly
colorful
sweet
food
Earned Jul. 18, 2019
21557th earned out of 25531
This triple threat is always in good humor
Leigh and TayShiny
orange
lava lamp
hot
machine
Earned Jul. 08, 2019
10086th earned out of 25082
I'll stop the world and melt with you
Kate
white
mayo
instrument
food
condiment
Earned Jul. 06, 2019
23292nd earned out of 25186
Not an instrument, but still spreads joy!
Leo
lion
radical
biker
cool
animal
Earned Jun. 29, 2019
22779th earned out of 24415
King of Ride Rock
Antoine
domino
cream
new orleans
game
pip
Earned Jun. 18, 2019
16013th earned out of 25390
Let these bones shake, rattle, and roll
JoyceShiny
purple
kartridge
joystick
games
Earned Jun. 12, 2019
7324th earned out of 13054
Don't wasd this opportunity
Harry
t-rex
green
dinosaur
punny
rawr
Earned Jun. 10, 2019
9278th earned out of 23093
You're a lizard, Harry
Pupset
puppet
brown
swords and souls
armor games
Earned Jun. 03, 2019
15793rd earned out of 27261
Excellent training like you've Neverseen, no strings attached. <a href="https://gsght.com/c/ai3hig" target="new">Swords & Souls: Neverseen</a>, out now!
Salem
potion
purple
witches
magic
brew
Earned May. 28, 2019
17379th earned out of 27208
Skip all the toil and trouble, store-bought is fine
Midas
orange
goldfish
aquatic
ocean
Earned May. 18, 2019
24609th earned out of 26790
Plays it koi, but really wants to be a golden dragon someday
Archie
white
bone
skeleton
museum
Earned May. 12, 2019
25525th earned out of 26128
Is this bone funny, or just a little humerus?
Sir Breadginald
blue
english muffin
food
muffin or death
sweet
Earned Apr. 29, 2019
9737th earned out of 27468
I am the very model of a modern muffin-general
Ollie
purple
animal
aquatic
skate
ray
sea pancake
Earned Apr. 22, 2019
12520th earned out of 26120
Can't figure out if he's goofy or not!
Magnus
black
chess
rook
castle
games
Earned Apr. 18, 2019
22296th earned out of 27114
Nobody puts Magnus in the corner
Chip
fries
red
salt
food
Earned Apr. 09, 2019
18917th earned out of 27571
He's not poutine, he's just a little salty
Vlad
tufted deer
animal
brown
bitey
Earned Apr. 03, 2019
21439th earned out of 29123
He's all bite if you're bark
QT
cat
animal
redshirt
captain
Earned Mar. 13, 2019
20405th earned out of 26793
Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat
Sir Oliver
green
slipper
old
comfortable
Earned Sep. 23, 2018
27880th earned out of 28319
Defends against stubbed toes and cold floors
Lily
green
lilypad
plant
flower
Earned Aug. 26, 2018
28003rd earned out of 29684
Always makes a good impression with Claude
Bud
red
sled
wood
winter
Earned Jul. 17, 2018
20238th earned out of 30007
A truly rosy Kongpanion
Amber
orange
honey
sweet
food
Earned Jul. 09, 2018
17015th earned out of 30055
It's an honor for you to mead me
Untitled
notebook
yellow
office
curls
Earned Jun. 19, 2018
19235th earned out of 29106
Please note: The spiral curls are a perm
Wanda and Ken
toast
toaster
blue
brown
food
carbs
bread
Earned Jun. 11, 2018
10321st earned out of 30335
A little burnt out. Not sour, though, no matter how you slice it
Pterry
blue
dinosaur
pterodactyl
extinct
Earned Jun. 08, 2018
28179th earned out of 31759
Ptheir spelling is pterrible, but pthey ptry so hard
Heidi
pink
doll
stacked
toy
Earned May. 28, 2018
8012th earned out of 32083
She's just so full of herself
Baron
strawberry
red
fancy
fruit
plant
Earned May. 21, 2018
6206th earned out of 30586
Doesn't like to run, but he likes to dip and shake
Sir HissShiny
snake
green
Kongsnake
boop
cuddly
Earned May. 14, 2018
9751st earned out of 31479
He's really tied to that hat, but he's knot gonna bite
Alfred
medal
gold
shiny
award
Earned May. 07, 2018
14425th earned out of 31263
He has a noble aurum about him
RuthieShiny
yellow
kongdog
bandana
judgy
Earned Apr. 30, 2018
12722nd earned out of 30514
This is my caring face <3
Doris
flower
purple
pretty
tulips
plant
Earned Apr. 25, 2018
23825th earned out of 30785
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is two lips
Julian
hat
white
cooking
Earned Apr. 16, 2018
4606th earned out of 29402
You'll roux the day you roast him
KatShiny
gray
wolf
animal
forest
Earned Apr. 09, 2018
14432nd earned out of 36703
Please don't harp on about how this isn't actually a cat
ZukoShiny
sugar
purple
sweet
spoon
Earned Apr. 03, 2018
20645th earned out of 33822
Loves Meshuggah and cubism
Armand
silver
hammer
tool
handy
steel
Earned Mar. 26, 2018
7663rd earned out of 31031
He clawed his way up and can handle a maul
Pebbles
brown
rock
corgi
Earned Mar. 19, 2018
5288th earned out of 32616
Created when you combine Earth & Cuteness
Buzz
brown
coffee
beverage
energy
Earned Mar. 12, 2018
11014th earned out of 31937
The best part of waking up is Jimp eyes on a cup
Harris
monkey
purple
animal
Earned Mar. 05, 2018
14800th earned out of 30658
POPS OUTTA NOWHERE
Talya
green
fruit
pointy
smelly
Earned Feb. 27, 2018
19471st earned out of 30019
This fruit will steal your heart...and sense of smell
Andrea
blue
bootbirb
minabird
animal
bird
Earned Feb. 20, 2018
20480th earned out of 33609
Her diet is solely of misua, not worms
Emily
skate
ice
green
winter
Earned Feb. 14, 2018
24034th earned out of 32370
Turn down for lutz
Rick
cinnamon roll
brown
dessert
sweet
Earned Feb. 05, 2018
1849th earned out of 29616
Never gonna bun around and dessert you
Brad
pants
orange
fancy
cool
Earned Jan. 29, 2018
6847th earned out of 31060
Borne to run fast and fancy
BiffShiny
red
boxing glove
punchy
fighter
Earned Jan. 23, 2018
16388th earned out of 28326
His favorite part of this joke is the punch line
Wyatt
orange
cone
safety
maverick
Earned Jan. 20, 2018
28848th earned out of 31362
It's about the cones
Dave
brown
turkey
food
rockstar
Earned Jan. 09, 2018
21250th earned out of 32240
The gobblin' king
Chili
blue
cooldog
animal
radical
Earned Jan. 07, 2018
30047th earned out of 30248
A true blue friend
Miguelito
brown
lute
musical instrument
Earned Dec. 29, 2017
25266th earned out of 29636
We riffed on a lute of jokes but none of them struck a chord
Pat
yellow
butter
dairy
food
Earned Nov. 26, 2017
29464th earned out of 30829
Melts in your hand, and also in your mouth
Cal
skull
white
dia de los muertos
bone
Earned Oct. 30, 2017
15763rd earned out of 32328
Rose from his grave just for you
Luna
blue
moon
celestial
stellar
Earned Oct. 24, 2017
17825th earned out of 33425
It's just a phase
Captain
capybara
brown
cranky
hero
rodent
animal
Earned Oct. 16, 2017
19672nd earned out of 35706
He has a Major attitude problem
Stanley
red
maple leaf
canada
Earned Oct. 10, 2017
24697th earned out of 39326
He's proud to leaf in such a cool countreh
Johanna
garden
purple
eggplant
vegetable
Earned Oct. 03, 2017
19839th earned out of 32837
She's more of an awwwbergine
Daniel
plane
white
paper
flight
Earned Sep. 25, 2017
17602nd earned out of 34636
Always moving forward, never looking back
Aria
red
panda
animal
smol
Earned Sep. 20, 2017
26355th earned out of 32449
If I'm not smiling, I'm sleeping
Barry
coral
purple
not carl
ocean
fish
Earned Sep. 11, 2017
6921st earned out of 31517
I bereef it's getting a little too warm...
Tom
red
drum
musical instrument
rhythm
Earned Sep. 05, 2017
22433rd earned out of 35492
Loves the cymbal things in life
Sasha
white
sushi
food
Japan
Earned Aug. 28, 2017
9459th earned out of 35774
Kelp rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Gizmo
white
kongdog
animal
round
Earned Aug. 23, 2017
23999th earned out of 33334
His favorite command is roll over
Wiggles
corgi
dog
brown
floof
Earned May. 21, 2017
33840th earned out of 35076
Is a down-to-earth dog, not a FlyingCat
Avi and Avilin
bunnies
orange
blue
Holy2334
Earned Apr. 21, 2017
30227th earned out of 33738
Bunbuns forever!
Michel
banana
yellow
fruit
cool
Earned Mar. 27, 2017
19474th earned out of 38534
I'm not gros, I've got a peel
Taro
brown
animal
hamster
dance
Earned Mar. 25, 2017
31771st earned out of 36009
Loves to 1qN72LEQnaU and be pancake thin
Lil' Halp
green
animal
turtle
help
Earned Mar. 14, 2017
24057th earned out of 38547
But you're not helping
Badger
badger
badger
badger
badger
snake
green
animal
Earned May. 10, 2016
32614th earned out of 54601
loves mushrooms
Tonks
ramen
bowl
red
food
Earned Apr. 20, 2016
38948th earned out of 51542
This is how we redo it
Peggy Sue
pegasus
white
animal
mythical
Earned Apr. 15, 2016
51207th earned out of 61213
My heart neighs for you
Shady
umbrella
rainbow
sunglasses
cool
Earned Apr. 04, 2016
29816th earned out of 60139
Definitely not a parasol. Definitely not a lot of things