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blaz4kid

Latest Activity: Played Flood Runner 3 (Jul 11, 2014 2:13am)

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Poof :3

WillM10: naked powers full go * I begin to spin at speeds faster than light and us my meat of justice to beat malpoi and dragon *
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DragonBoy97: an egg lays in the middle of my crystal form

blaz4kid: and it turns out dragon was pregnant
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DragonBoy97: (so as the crystal shatters the egg will hatch)

blaz4kid: so you are pregnant

DragonBoy97: technically yes

DragonBoy97: with myself

blaz4kid: dafuq

jennybaby123456: xD lol
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well than * the meat of justice becomes a large cannon of shame and I shot my white laser into the swewers *
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WillM10: db im more perverted than u are

blaz4kid: yes

DragonBoy97: well i can tell mister chop off dick and use it fer a sword
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WillM10: haven’t you heard the song detachable penis

DragonBoy97: you pull off your dick

DragonBoy97: no

WillM10: look it up

DragonBoy97: and i dont want to
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DragonBoy97: anyways… who wants to have sex

blaz4kid: lawl

blaz4kid: whut

WillM10: u swing both ways ???? ;P

WillM10: XD

DragonBoy97: no i dont

blaz4kid: xD

WillM10: darn

WillM10: that’s how i killed a demon once XD
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spirithound: why must there be rape?

DragonBoy97: because rape
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blaz4kid: A NAKED SUPERHERO GETTING UPRIGHT AND PERSONAL WITH KIDS AN DBEATING RATMEN WITH HI SMEAT O FJUSTICE
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notsobadafterall: i appear to be in the past

blaz4kid: what

elfgirl12: I APPEAR TO BE IN THE PAST.

blaz4kid: xD

elfgirl12: BASED ON THIS UH

blaz4kid: xD

notsobadafterall: looks toward armored skeleton with bigass sword

blaz4kid: notso

elfgirl12: I’M GOING TO BE HONEST I’M MAKING STUFF UP BECAUSE I’M JUST A TERRIBLE CHARACTER
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elfgirl12: lel monkey ninjas xd

blaz4kid: im not a great writer

blaz4kid: well

blaz4kid: roleplayer

elfgirl12: You’re leagues ahead of this asshole

blaz4kid: wait

Barakon123: So you’re a good writer, but not a good RPer?

blaz4kid: monkey ninjas?
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blaz4kid: use your naked powers

Rainbowdash2005: hi :D

illlllllllllllli: Because that’s totally the most original storyline in the history of ever, 1213

blaz4kid: for if you dont

blaz4kid: then

blaz4kid: hellpo

blaz4kid: the world will die

Rainbowdash2005: XD
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blaz4kid: doesnt exixst

xxx1213: wait, me hero, artorias

blaz4kid: what

WillM10: * flys to rainbow to save him * bamm

Rainbowdash2005: im not in yor story blaz

xxx1213: or dex yeah dex

Rainbowdash2005: IM NOT GOING TO BE RESCUED

blaz4kid: rainbow

Rainbowdash2005: BY A RANDOM NAKED DUDE

blaz4kid: your powers are futile

Rainbowdash2005: WHO THINKS HE IS A SUPERHERO

blaz4kid: you will be saved
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blaz4kid: And before i go

blaz4kid: i must first

blaz4kid: ride my velociraptor in a helicoptor into the sunset

blaz4kid: good bye

xxx1213: laghs
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Robot256498: Aeryk the sex vampire is back.
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MelloYelloDragon: /pulls down pants
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PhyscoXxXx: “Why thy hurt me, why thy shall fight, we must work as one to thy avenge thy ira’s death”

StevenWolfeh: Steven peeks at Ira and Will, chuckling. “Should be fun to watch~”

blaz4kid: What

blaz4kid: DO you even Thy?
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blaz4kid: TENTACLE RAPE AN DEMONS AND OTHER WEIRD SHIT AND THE SKELETON IS THE UNNATURAL ONE
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PhyscoXxXx: morphs into a demigod dragon

PhyscoXxXx: RAWR

blaz4kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEAutZyT29k
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PhyscoXxXx: ( I LIEK HOW NO ONE NOTICES THAT PHY IS DEAD)

DoggehBoy: water sprays out and hits someone

blaz4kid: PHYSCO

blaz4kid: HES DEAD
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Rainbowdash2005: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 more owlbears appeared

blaz4kid: hes in the forrest- OMGERDS

mauliliana: **** you dash

warrocks13: nope minigun bro nothing survives when i use my minigun

Rainbowdash2005: lol

blaz4kid: all the owlbears begin to attack

Rainbowdash2005: that were fake

Rainbowdash2005: XD

blaz4kid: the fake owlbears attack

warrocks13: BLAZ GET DOWN

Rainbowdash2005: and are made of cardboard

Rainbowdash2005: XD
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StevenWolfeh: “Now let’s see who the criminal really is!” Steven removes the owlbear mask from the man in a owlbear costume. “OERMAHGERD, IT’S NICHOLAS CAGE.”

blaz4kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEAutZyT29k
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Rainbowdash2005: kicks owlbear in nuts

WillM10: i rather not get in to it lili * looks at dante * o hey man

Rainbowdash2005: lol

warrocks13: i just did bro and im a nephilim soulreaper

blaz4kid: the owl bear vomits rainbows and dies
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Rainbowdash2005: 2 months later

blaz4kid: DoG: Your kitty is in another castle
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blaz4kid: Owlbear: i have sealed all the enrtances

dardarbinks02: (Sure! )

Rainbowdash2005: …

blaz4kid: the room fills with lava

Rainbowdash2005: …

blaz4kid: Owlbear: muhaha

Rainbowdash2005: jumps up

blaz4kid: Owlbear: shit
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Rainbowdash2005: 5 months later

blaz4kid: Owlbear: MUHAHA

dardarbinks02: eyes glowing white, covered in teal blood

Rainbowdash2005: beas final boss

Rainbowdash2005: beats*

blaz4kid: Bird: your kitty is in another castle
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Rainbowdash2005: 2months later

Rainbowdash2005: beats FINAL boss

Rainbowdash2005: K THEN

blaz4kid: Apple: your kat is in another castle
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blaz4kid: YOU CANT SAVE HIM TODAY

Rainbowdash2005: 2 years later

blaz4kid: YOU MUST WAIT FOR THE SEQUAL

Rainbowdash2005: yay the sequels out

Rainbowdash2005: buys it

dardarbinks02: Whaat juust haappeeneed?!

blaz4kid: NO

mauliliana: no sir war

Rainbowdash2005: 10 months later

blaz4kid: owl bear steals your game
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Rainbowdash2005: eats owlbear

StevenWolfeh: Steven lets Rain play his copy of the game.

blaz4kid: owlbear eats you from the inside

Rainbowdash2005: lol

dardarbinks02: coughs blood Ooh goog…

blaz4kid: owlbears eats steven

Rainbowdash2005: pukes out owlbear and throws him off clff

Rainbowdash2005: cliff*

Rainbowdash2005: plays game

WillM10: * as i look at the blossoms i smile *

blaz4kid: owlbear has wings now

Rainbowdash2005: lol

blaz4kid: eats rainbow
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blaz4kid: rainbows kat is on hi sbed

blaz4kid: *his

Rainbowdash2005: 10 months later

blaz4kid: the kat explodes
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Rainbowdash2005: that just means that that kitty

blaz4kid: nothing

Rainbowdash2005: is a fake

blaz4kid: DUN DUN DUN
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blaz4kid: gives him his kat back

blaz4kid: FAK YOU

Rainbowdash2005: :D

blaz4kid: kat explodes SIKE

Rainbowdash2005: wtf blaz

blaz4kid: trollface
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Rainbowdash2005: if it explodes im not going to play anymore ****ing mario games

blaz4kid: kat explodes
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Rainbowdash2005: takes kitty chubbles and throws rest in forest

Rainbowdash2005: k then

blaz4kid: you had kitty chubbles for 2.6 minutes

dardarbinks02: gasps for breath

blaz4kid: what

WillM10: * as i enter my shop i flip to the sign to open and i write some notes down *

blaz4kid: all the other kats die
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Rainbowdash2005: i am leaving soon if you dont stop

blaz4kid: xD

Rainbowdash2005: ok now

blaz4kid: the tentacles are too much for you
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StevenWolfeh: (It jumped out of my underwear onto a gun.)
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BumbleBee1980: so basicly when I left things went apeshit and people started to die left right and center?

blaz4kid: yes
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Chalupala: Well I’mma go try and cook something

Chalupala: If I don’t come back, come to my funeral and write something funny on the tombstone

Chalupala: Dick drawings will be appreciated

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