[theLichKing]: Hey
[theLichKing]: Anyone there? [theLichKing]: *drums fingers* ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.*** [theLichKing]: Hey man. [Kel’Thuz4d]: my liege [theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me [Kel’Thuz4d]: anything my liege [Kel’Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste [Kel’Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory [theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so. [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok? [theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room? [Kel’Thuz4d]: ... [Kel’Thuz4d]: y? [theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here. [theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat. [Kel’Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne [theLichKing]: Right [theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice. [theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold. [theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis. [Kel’Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen [Kel’Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power [theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source? [theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on? [theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there. [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then [Kel’Thuz4d]: like a ring? [theLichKing]: A ring? [theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring. [theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history? [Kel’Thuz4d]: so what then [theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire. [Kel’Thuz4d]: armor? [theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture. [theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor [theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps. [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok? [theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay. [theLichKing]: I have skulls. [theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_. [Kel’Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor [Kel’Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out [theLichKing]: No! [Kel’Thuz4d]: no its cool [theLichKing]: No, don't... [theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy. [theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times. ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: This had better be important. [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all [Killzone’jaeden]: Warmer? [theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir [Killzone’jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room? [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah [theLichKing]: No [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah he does [theLichKing]: I really don't. [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that [Killzone’jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire [Killzone’jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you [Killzone’jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and [Killzone’jaeden]: OH WAIT [Killzone’jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE [theLichKing]: So sorry sir [Kel’Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around [Kel’Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff [Kel’Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague [Kel’Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war [theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that... [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War." [Killzone’jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid [Killzone’jaeden]: OF SPIDERS [Killzone’jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds. [Killzone’jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years [Killzone’jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT [theLichKing]: Yes sir [theLichKing]: Very sorry sir. [theLichKing]: I'm on it. [Killzone’jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this [Killzone’jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here [Kel’Thuz4d]: sure [theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary [Killzone’jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him. ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.*** [theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY [theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is?? [Kel’Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right [theLichKing]: ... [Kel’Thuz4d]: horde? [theLichKing]: *headdesk* ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [An00b’arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat [Kel’Thuz4d]: sup [An00b’arak]: sup [Kel’Thuz4d]: sup [An00b’arak]: sup [Kel’Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap [An00b’arak]: what are yoooooou doing [theLichKing]: GUYS [theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY [An00b’arak]: whats his problem [Kel’Thuz4d]: hes cold [An00b’arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn [An00b’arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy [An00b’arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved [theLichKing]: _Thank_ you! [theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x. [Kel’Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff [An00b’arak]: what is that supposed to mean?? [Kel’Thuz4d]: uh [An00b’arak]: oh i get it [An00b’arak]: bc im an arachnid????? [An00b’arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs [An00b’arak]: racist [Kel’Thuz4d]: no no no [Kel’Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work [An00b’arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid [An00b’arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am [An00b’arak]: >8< spider pride ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: thank god ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: oh god [An00b’arak]: im lodging a formal protest [An00b’arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer [An00b’arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race [An00b’arak]: and species [An00b’arak]: and phylum [theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset [An00b’arak]: omg [An00b’arak]: dont apologize for him arthas ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now. [theLichKing]: Aw hell. [Killzone’jaeden]: Precisely. [theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine... [An00b’arak]: kiljaeden?? [Killzone’jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord. [An00b’arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece [Killzone’jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you. [Killzone’jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?! [Killzone’jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate. [An00b’arak]: no im serious this is a real issue [Killzone’jaeden]: *What* is a real issue? [An00b’arak]: phylum [An00b’arak]: ism [Killzone’jaeden]: You best start talking some English [Killzone’jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras? [theLichKing]: Precisely. [Killzone’jaeden]: Don't get cute. [An00b’arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition [Killzone’jaeden]: What is your spinal condition? [An00b’arak]: i dont have 1 [Killzone’jaeden]: What? [An00b’arak]: im an arachnid [An00b’arak]: >8< spider power [Killzone’jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job? [An00b’arak]: what [theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do. [Killzone’jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs [Killzone’jaeden]: And then you were like, [Killzone’jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!" [Killzone’jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what? [theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before. [Killzone’jaeden]: That you're an idiot? [An00b’arak]: ur horrible [An00b’arak]: ur a phylumist [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked. [An00b’arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist [An00b’arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: thank god ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: oh god [Kel’Thuz4d]: go back to your hole [theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here [Killzone’jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider [An00b’arak]: p [An00b’arak]: h [An00b’arak]: y [Kel’Thuz4d]: lolwut [An00b’arak]: l [An00b’arak]: u [Killzone’jaeden]: Shut. Up. [An00b’arak]: m [Killzone’jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy. [An00b’arak]: i ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.*** ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.*** [An00b’arak]: sts ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: Finally [Killzone’jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras [theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely. [Kel’Thuz4d]: no he wants armor [theLichKing]: An *armoire.* [theLichKing]: Of power. [Killzone’jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you. [Killzone’jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate. ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: hey everyone ^_^ [theLichKing]: How did you get in here?! [theLichKing]: This is a private chat! [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: lol :) [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: i hacked admin :) ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: lol lol lol [Killzone’jaeden]: TIE fighters [theLichKing]: What? [Killzone’jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out? [theLichKing]: I just tried [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: admin guys lol [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: :) ^___^ [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out [theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol [theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies! [Killzone’jaeden]: ROFLMAO [Kel’Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude [theLichKing]: This isn't funny! [theLichKing]: i play with dolls [theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy [theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahaha [theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room [Killzone’jaeden]: NO! [Killzone’jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras! [Killzone’jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway [Killzone’jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him [theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout [Killzone’jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious [Killzone’jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned [Killzone’jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny" [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there [Kel’Thuz4d]: i dont get it [Kel’Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb [Killzone’jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up. [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes [Killzone’jaeden]: and pretend im a woman ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.*** [Killzone’jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty [Killzone’jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess [theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore [theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself? [Kel’Thuz4d]: ... [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: heeeeeee~ [Kel’Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux [Kel’Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run [Kel’Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz [theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss? [theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much [theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv [Kel’Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard [Kel’Thuz4d]: hold on afk [theLichKing]: You have a cat? [theLichKing]: Seriously? [theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat? [Killzone’jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat? [Kel’Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out [Kel’Thuz4d]: and ok [Kel’Thuz4d]: two things [Kel’Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome [Kel’Thuz4d]: second, RACISM?? [Kel’Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord" [Killzone’jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people? [Kel’Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people" [Killzone’jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"? [Kel’Thuz4d]: hahahaha [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie. [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to poop [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time [theLichKing]: ... [Killzone’jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her [Kel’Thuz4d]: "this time"? [Kel’Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes [theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess? [Killzone’jaeden]: No, of course not [Kel’Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer [Killzone’jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them. [Killzone’jaeden]: And skulls. [theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then?? [Killzone’jaeden]: Wait what? [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject ***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1! [Killzone’jaeden]: oh god [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!! [theLichKing]: You actually said that already [Killzone’jaeden]: He spelled it different though. [Killzone’jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve [SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Killzone’jaeden]: Right [Killzone’jaeden]: But what we're going for is [theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this [Killzone’jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint... [SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties [Kel’Thuz4d]: omg [SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [theLichKing]: hahahahaha [Kel’Thuz4d]: pwned [SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111 [Kel’Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now [theLichKing]: Rule 34 [SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from [SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively* [SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SARGERAS]: ! [Kel’Thuz4d]: *dies laughing* [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok I'm done [Killzone’jaeden]: F this [Killzone’jaeden]: I'm outta here [Killzone’jaeden]: I hate Azeroth [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: aw dont go :) ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.*** [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: byeee~ [SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11 [theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one [Kel’Thuz4d]: missed a t [theLichKing]: Aw, yeah [theLichKing]: So close ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.*** [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok im out too [theLichKing]: Ugh fine [theLichKing]: TTYL [Kel’Thuz4d]: ttyl ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! [theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever. [theLichKing]: The worst. [theLichKing]: The worst. [theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done. [theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though. [theLichKing]: *wrath* ***User "theLichKing" has left the chat.*** [SARGERAS]: *looks around* [SARGERAS]: Chat empty? [SARGERAS]: ... [SARGERAS]: I have eaten [SARGERAS]: the plums [SARGERAS]: that were in [SARGERAS]: the icebox [SARGERAS]: and which [SARGERAS]: you were probably [SARGERAS]: saving [SARGERAS]: for breakfast [SARGERAS]: Forgive me [SARGERAS]: they were delicious [SARGERAS]: so sweet [SARGERAS]: and so cold [SARGERAS]: ;-) Activity Feedbluesock21 has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? AwardsMy Games |