Why do you care so much?
Fine:
I play Warcraft III (but not WoW). I’m a Magic the Gathering addict, and I’m currently unemployed and thinking I’ll have to go back to college or work on a master’s. I avoid exercise like the plague and I’m probably the most jaded, pessimistic person you’ll ever meet. And yes, I’m very much single. Congratulations, you just wasted 20-30 seconds of your time.
