MY FAVORITE ANIMATION. CHECK IT OUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9186rZtCQM
man your mom shoulda swallowed
shaecrusch 1 week ago 15
I first started playing on kong in mid 2008 and watched wat went on in AAA, only wishing i could be a member. but later and on september 24, 2008, i tried to make my first account on here as Coltscam4. It didnt work. I gave up. I woke up on January 10th, thought i’d give kong another try and it luckily worked! yay! “Arguing over the internet is like running the special olympics, even if u win, ur still retarded.”and dr.beast is a_-_-░███░░████░░██░░░███░████░██░ ░█░░█░█░░░░█░░█░█░░░░░██░░██░ ░███░░████░████░░██░░░██░░██░ ░█░░█░█░░░░█░░█░░░░█░░██░░░░░ ░███░░████░█░░█░███░░░██░░██░
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cam444: bhez!
Bhezjan: cam~! :D
cam444: u still have that website going?!
Bhezjan: What website~?! :D
cam444: shit maybe that was somebody else
Bhezjan: …Probably~! :D Can I stop shouting now~?! :D
cam444: yay!
cam444: yes
Diametraphine: your just Thilly
CharlesBroughton: (this was removed by an admin, my good friend dυcklette [xD], but used to say the F word in big letters like the one above that says ‘beast’. it too had an exclamation point after it. :D)
sentenal01: X
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sentinal01: Did anyone call for a swastika?
OFFICIAL DUMBASS OF THE YEAR AT:
http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/16/weird-offbeat-and-funny-news-pictures-photos/ you cant change age anymore. but im 15
“The babies in Rugrats don’t exist and are products of Angelica’s imagination because her mother ignores her and her relationship with her father is shallow and parasitic. In reality, Chuckie died along with his mother, which is why Chaz is such a nervous wreck. Tommy was a stillborn, which causes Stu to sit in the basement making toys for his son that never had a chance to live, and the DeVilles had an abortion.
A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.
Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ….
SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall….
Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
hollers MY GOD ….. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??
The Nurse chuckles a little to herself ‘April Fools’, she says…
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!
or
A woman is lying in her hospital bed after an intense
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.
When the baby is born, the nurse looks at the mother and says
with a sad voice I am sorry, but your baby is stillborn.
MAD with sorrow the mother THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall….
The Nurse chuckles a little to herself ‘April Fools’, she says…
He wasn’t DEAD !!!!!!!!!!
Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a
sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries
down the road to see what’s happening and sees a huge fire engulfing
a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the
window shouting to the firemen below.
FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we’ll be able
to catch you.
LADY: No….I can’t. My baby, my baby is up here.
FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we’ll catch him.
LADY: No, you’ll miss. I can’t leave my baby.
Jerry sees this and steps forward. “Hey, I think I can help. Let me
have the bullhorn.”
JERRY: Hey lady, I’m Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco
49er’s. I’m the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby
down and I’ll catch him, this is what I do for a living.
Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby
down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes
and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this
and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area,
fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over
the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby.
The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch.
So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two
step and then spikes the baby.
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Some tight faces:
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(╥_╥) (╯_╰) (╯3╰) (o_-)
(¬‿¬) (◣_◢) (∪ ◡ ∪)
(≧ω≦) o(≧o≦)o (⋋▂⋌)
(॓_॔) (╯ಊ╰) (─‿‿─)
‹(•¿•)› (╯︵╰,) (︶︹︺)
(∩︵∩) (。◕‿◕。) (⊙_◎)
(~ ̄▽ ̄)~ (︶ω︶) (_)
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(。♥‿♥。) (✿ ♥‿♥) ♥╣_╠♥
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٩(×̯×)۶ {。^◕‿◕^。} (ñ_ñ)
(u_u) (_) (º_º)
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE
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SHUTUP truck </td>
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Sorry, we have no insurance!
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