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About me

Stats:
I was born 13 April 1978 (age 33). I’m a guy. I’m straight and single (uninvolved).

Things i fear:
1. Imprisonment / being buried alive
2. Hurting people’s feelings.

I realize that my enemies will attack my weaknesses, which i expose readily. But for the grace of my friends who know what to defend go i.

I do not hide them, for my enemies would search out my weaknesses, while my friends may (at times) see only what (little) strength i have.

About my name:
My name is collusion, a portmanteau (or “collusion”, if you will) of the words “color of illusion” (sometimes written “illusion of color”). My nickname is coll.

Please note, however, that this being my nickname does not necessarily imply that i am a fan of Color Me Badd. The nickname is more a matter of convenience than an extension (more properly, a restriction) of the portmanteau.

About my kongregate friends:
I add friends pretty liberally on kongregate. Just because i’ve added you does not mean i want to snuggle, cuddle, ticklefight, tacklehug, or share feelings with you (although, truth be told…. i probably do).

If you’d like to be kong-friends, feel free to add me and i’ll add you back. I exclude only those who themselves are commited to exclusion.

About exclusion:
Exclusion is a subtle form of violence, a means to oppression. That which does not bind us together as one people is not my ally.

Exclusion includes, but is not limited to, racism, sexism, homophobia, any other sort of bigotry, as well as any promotion/exploitation of socioeconomic inequality.

I exclude only those who themselves are commited to exclusion. If you consistently act in a manner which i believe promotes exclusion, i will remove you as a friend. There is some room for joking and humor, but it is not a perfect aegis. If you feel you have been unjustly removed, i will happily discuss it and give you the chance to prove me wrong.

If you are not an exclusionist then congratulations! I consider you my friend. :)

Techinical note about friends:
Due to what i see as poor programming, some games (currently i am playing backyard monsters) automatically import your kongregate-friends-list. This automatic identification of friendslists, in and of itself, i find a bit annoying. But what’s worse is that these games then limit your number of friends and don’t sort them by level.

The long and the short of it is that the in-game friends list becomes clogged with people who tried the game and quit soon after, who then take up ingame-friendlist spots that could belong to more active players of the game. If one of these ‘dead spots’ belongs to you, i may need to remove you from my kong friendlist while i play that game. Its possible that i may forget to add you back afterwards, but this doesn’t mean we aren’t (kong-)friends. (See above; i only exclude exclusionsts).
Also if i remove you as a friend for some in-game reason, for example if you refused a truce, that is just part of a game and need not affect our greaterkongfriendstatus.

  • Member Since: Nov. 16, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 26, 2012
  • Current Points: 13860
  • Comments: 83
  • Forum posts: 444
  • Location: Riverwest, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States of America
  • Website: http://localhost/ :p
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Determine

Apr 13, 2012 6:00pm

Happy Birthday

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collusion Apr 14, 2012 12:12am

tx bro

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Freedomh

Oct 19, 2011 10:46am

im sorry for acting so stupid :(

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collusion Oct 19, 2011 5:37pm

no worries i was probably worse

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