I take it that for some reason unknown to me you want to read this log of shit I’m about to type, so go right ahead.
You can find my ASL below this log of shit.
Anyways, I’m an ex-country boy brought up by a Hungarian father and Croatian mother, my native Croatian dialect is thick Kajkavian, I can also speak English, Hungarian (but not write or read), Bosnian, Macedonian, Montenegrin, Serbian and Slovenian. I think I missed a few but that’s only if another country declared independence from Serbia. Thanks to the combination of the tone of my voice and my 100% genuine Eastern European accent, when I speak foreign females’ hearts seem to melt for some reason. Also, I’m quite eloquent in all languages which makes me sound sophisticated, poetic and pretentious… except English. Did I say poetic? Yes, I write poems too, nothing too special, just some bullshit in Croatian, mostly Anacreontic poems (Anacreon is my favorite poet btw). I study economy – specializing in accounting and I have a job as an accountant, kinda odd for someone my age but my dear boss is beating the system that way because he can write it down as “work experience”, making me work an hour less per day, but also making me get 50% less than I would actually get if it’d be a regular job, but I never liked money anyways. I also am not really fond of economy or anything related to it, but thanks for me being a cursed motherfucker that I am that’s the only thing I’m good at besides driving and I don’t want to be a professional racer. I was once an alcoholic, but I quit, realizing that it’ll make me more harm than good, I’ve been sober since the 30th November 2011. It can get real tough sometimes, but I’ve learned to just push through that pain barrier. I can play the harmonica. My blood type’s B-, my Myers-Briggs thingy is EFNP.
Food
I can never eat only meat or only vegetables, it always has to be some combination between the two. After all, isn’t variety the spice of life? My favorite food is čušpajz. Don’t know what it is? Look it up!
Hobbies
Communism, video games, driving friends around, Fanged Snake, watching movies, association football, contortion, sex.
Movies and TV shows
I like all sorts of movies, martial arts movies being my favorite genre.
My favorite actors are Jackie Chan, Bela Lugosi… damn, can’t think of anyone else.
My favorite movies list is a bit larger check it: Ace Ventura, Bruce Lee: Enter the Dragon, Dracula (1931), Dragons Forever, Forrest Gump, Full Metal Jacket, The Godfather Trilogy, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, Pulp Fiction, The Star Wars series, The Warriors, Drunken Master.
Favorite TV shows: The Twilight Zone, Everybody Loves Raymond, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, Only Fools and Horses, Friends, The Mentalist, CSI: Las Vegas.
Music
I listen to almost everything, I have no favorite songs or artists, but I don’t like dubstep, modern pop, turbofolk, gangsta rap or most kinds of heavy metal.
Video Games
My favorite genre are strategy games. My favorite games (and series) are: Jagged Alliance 2, Men of War, PES 6, Tekken Tag Tournament, Tekken 3, Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind, Crash 3 Warped, God of War, Metal Gear Solid, Jak, The Warriors, James Bond: From Russia With Love, Bully, Tropico 3&4, Sam&Max, Silent Storm, SpaceSkanks 69.
I’m currently managing Hearts of Midlothian on FM2012 and Dinamo Zagreb on PES2012.
Sports
I enjoy sports, the only ones I did at a greater length of time are football, where I mostly played as a defensive midfielder or sweeper and Fanged Snake if you count it as a sport. My favorite football clubs are River Plate, AC Milan, GNK Dinamo Zagreb, FC Sevilla and PSG.
I also like watching wrestling (only luchadores though), handball, waterpolo and basketball, my favorite sportsmen which are still active are Ivan Kelava, Mateo Kovačić, Luka Modrić, Andrea Pirlo, Gennaro Gattuso, Diego Buonanotte, Sebastian Giovinco, Alexandre Pato, Sin Cara, Rey Mysterio, Dwyane Wade, Ivano Balić.
Politics
I am a true, pure communist, watch this if you want to discuss political or economical stuff with me. As Gore Vidal said: “Politics” is made up of two words, “poli,” which is Greek for “many,” and “tics,” which are blood-sucking insects.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
JOIN THE CCC! REPRESENT!
♥♥♥ Lei Wulong ♥♥♥
