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About me

I actually find it hard to describe myself…how about “Functioning lunatic who enjoys video-games (especially ones that make you think or have grand epic stories), fantasy books, and dark or insane humor (for example every scene in ‘The Dark Knight’ with Joker in it had him cackling along)…also anything that goes ‘Boom’ (and excessive use or parentheses =P). Hates mindless drivel (Modern pop music, excessive use of ‘chat speak’, Twilight, stupid people…Twilight, etc.) and young people…with their hipping and their hopping hurburburhur (PULL UP YER PANTS!) waggles cane.”

Ignore any age my profile might display, when I made it a few years back I decided to enter a random one. You’re free to guess it or ask if I actually know you to be an intelligent person. Also, if I do not know you then you’ve no business “friending” me, and should continue on your way. When I’m tinkering with games and what have you, you can usually find me milling about in “The Boardwalk” as it is quiet and when there are people talking they’re generally quite hospitable. Also keep in mind I turn into a snarky ass when annoyed…when angered I will rant your ears off (yes even if I am only typing, it’s that bad).
  • Member Since: Feb. 10, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 31, 2012
  • Current Points: 3347
  • Comments: 66
  • Forum posts: 2
  • Location: North-East Texas
  • Sex: Male
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