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darkcactar911

Latest Activity: Played Legacy of a Thousand Suns (15 hours ago)

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    kongregate
  • Member Since

    Dec. 19, 2007
  • Age

    19
  • Website

    kongregate.com

If you are reading this sentence, you now have HEADCANCERAIDS. You are now forced to put this in your profile. Spread HCA to all of Kong!

Gales: He was all up in our grill and all stuff.

Gales: and we was all “Whoa step back cracker jack”

Gales: And he came back with “Oh no you din’t”

Gales: And then I was all “Boom shakala da shizzle da pop pop skeet bang fo’ shizzle.”

Gales: And then he dissapeared into a giant ball of confetti.

Gales: And that’s how I destroyed trolls in Scribbles.
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Gales: Honest.
Gales: I mean..
Gales: That’s be stupid.
Gales: Me and Pwn.
Gales: Hot…
Gales: Naked..
Gales: Sausages
Gales: Sizzling in a pan.
Gales: All of a sudden one went bang.
Darkcactar911:ROFL XD
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Rensworth: WE’RE ALL YELLING ABOUT YOU YELLING ABOUT US YELLING. So stop yelling.
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Rensworth: God, my stomach is on fire.

Blokhead: That’s because I’m rubbing my face against it.

Rensworth: Kinky?
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Rensworth: My cock doesn’t scream, last time I checked.
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Guffawer: I just love Ren’s cock.
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Rensworth: No one is severing my cock.
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Rensworth: Aha! I just knew you would become infected someday, Blok! *cryogenically
___________________________________ sarhsarh: I’m freezing my nutt off.______________________________
ownthezombies: Keyboard imprints get me so hot.
darkcactar911: they get me al lathered up and oily
ThomasMarik: I read that as anal.
ownthezombies: Keyboard imprints can put oil on you?

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