Latest Activity: Played Guy of My Dreams (1 day ago)
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I was born and raised by two meteorites that are still very near to my heart. They had to crash land on a planet mostly covered in water, but they both died in the crash and ensuing explosion. I fell into a large body of water and found I could talk to the denizens that lived there. I then learned the language of the surface folk and have infiltrated their society, plotting my eventual takeover of their world.