davidckellin

About me? I was born in an Arctic cave, adopted by wolves, that’s how I was raised. I didn’t drink milk, I suckled the fangs of venomous snakes. I killed the first man that I met with just my firm hand shake. I got no need for sleep, I never shut my eyes. Instead I just tie fishing lures while I memorize Apache war cries. The sun comes up when I tell it I’m ready, then I trim my nose hairs with a razor-sharp machete.