deliruin

Justice will be served And the battle will rage; This big dog will fight When you rattle his cage. You'll be sorry that you messed with the U S of A, 'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass: It's the American Way! Yeah, Uncle Sam Put your name on the top of his list, And the Statue of Liberty Started shaking her fist; And the Eagle will fly, Man, it's gonna be hell When you hear mother freedom Start ringing her bell And it feels like the whole wide world Is raining down on you.... Brought to you courtesy Of the Red, White, and Blue.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deliruin's Nicknames: Deli, Dells, Del,Delleh(reserved for Los_DTenaces), and DELIcious(reserved for niNjapufF)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Epic quotes: Los_DTenaces: Break, you should hear Testament's cover of Seek and Destroy. Los_DTenaces: 'Tis well done. breakmeoff: Chris. Los_DTenaces: Not to mention the lead singer sometimes looks like a heavy metal Pochahantas... // kirsty101: ive cybered im just still a virgin Lol9996: well Kristy thats Brutally honest Lol9996: lol // Los_DTenaces: Well, everyone knows when Commies die, they turn into radioactive lobsters. Los_DTenaces: -.-//Los_DTenaces: Isaac, Kate says 'HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!'. Los_DTenaces: :P Los_DTenaces: She fking yelled! Los_DTenaces: XD deliruin: HI KATIE!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE@ Dragonflare123: Oh... Who's Kate? lol Los_DTenaces: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT DRAGON! WE MUST SAVE THE NECTARINES! Los_DTenaces: -twitch- Dragonflare123: NECTARINES!/// Los_DTenaces: I yell 'BASTARD!' out pretty frequently irl... like, I could form my own country and be at the UN, sitting there, with mah fancy suit and all of a sudden, point at a country and yell 'BASTARD!' Los_DTenaces: Watch it start some sort of war. Los_DTenaces: JUST WATCH. niNjapufF: lol Los_DTenaces: Because World Leaders are on a neverending PMS cycle, whatever you say will multiply 12x and make them all pissy and hate your country and start another ****ing beautiful nuclear Holocaust. Los_DTenaces: Yay!/// diego52: los dtenaces u want to have sex with courtney or wat ? Los_DTenaces: ...That's a trick question and you know it! Los_DTenaces: Bastard! Los_DTenaces: XD/// vyn1415: Strength through Unity. Unity through Faith vyn1415: really? No one recognizes that? deliruin: ummmmmmmmmmmmm deliruin: jesus? deliruin: XD Los_DTenaces: Not really, I was taking a piss :P/// Los_DTenaces: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation./ Los_DTenaces: You know what sounds like a crazy idea? Watching old people talk about deviant sex in a pool of Jell-O./ Los_DTenaces:i hate the needler its the noobiest weapon ever Los_DTenaces:it's like "di di di di".........KABLOOMSHMONOMANSOM!/ nms9807: DONT DRINK OUTTA MY SEX CUP!!!!/deliruin: *hugs mizzy* see ya pal deliruin: XD Mizuky909: peace Mizuky909: :D deliruin: *is still naked* Mizuky909: -hugs back- Mizuky909: NUU~ deliruin: >:D/Los_DTenaces: TRAGEDY IN EASTERN CANADA: Canada's worst air disaster occurred earlier today when a Cesna-52, a small two seater plane, crashed into a cemetary... deliruin: XD! Los_DTenaces: ...Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far/Los_DTenaces: One time, I had this potent mint in my hand, I squeezed it, it exploded it's mintyjuice into my eyes XD/coyote99: I had a friend go....and he got shot...in teh arm... coyote99: And came back. coyote99: I still make fun of him. :\ niNjapufF: that's terrible coy. coyote99: -_- coyote99: HE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT OFF THE FKIN TRUCK XD niNjapufF: you should not make fun of him because he chose to do more with his life than you probabally ever will---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Movie and T.V quotes: Futurama: Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there? Glermo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.//Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates... PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family? Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.//[Fry is presented with an Basketball-sized pill which will allow him to withstand the pressure underwater.] Fry: Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Professor Farnsworth Well, then good news! It's a suppository.//Professor Farnsworth: You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! Leela: Oh God, what have I done? Professor Farnsworth: I just told you! You've killed me!// Hermes: What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso!//Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Linda: It's a 'T'. It goes 'tuh'. Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!//Bender: I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.//Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Hermes: I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. Professor Farnsworth: Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.///Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing good, until everyone died.///Attila the Hun: Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Zapp Brannigan: Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!///Fry: I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.///Nixon's Head: In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Fry: Anyone who laughs is a communist!/// Fry: Hey, wait, I'm having one of those things... you know, a headache with pictures. Leela: An idea? Fry: Mmm! Mmm hmm!///Male Nibblonian: Does he not know? Nibbler: He does not know. Female Nibblonian: He knows not? Nibbler: Knows not does he. Nibblonian: Naught he knows?///Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?///Professor Farnsworth: Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.///Robot Devil: This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!///Leela: (touches Fry's new hands) Ah! They're so cold! Robot Devil: (offscreen) And hell is so hot! Mwahahahahaa! Can I have my hands back? Fry: No! Robot Devil: You're not nice!///Professor Farnsworth: Now you will take this crazy ass experiment that almost killed me and throw it into the thermonuclear inferno of the sun!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Oh right.........A little about myself.........I'm Deliruin :D, Or Isaac, that's all you get.