doctormongo

I came into the world as a fully formed moomintroll when my broodmother vomited my ectoplasmic phageshell into the cherry-tinged aether. This you already knew, but my doctorate in advanced mongosity is probably a thing of wonder to you. Ah yes, long into the night did I mong the doodahs until my very earstumps were red raw with the painitude but I prevailed, I saw the shining day, and now all is mong before me. And so you can be mong also. Do not fear. Grasp the flange. Beware the giblets. Rejoice, sisters and brothers for we are all one in the mong. That is all.