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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MSN: ( dooglus@hotmail.com )
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ google talk: ( dooglus@gmail.com )
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Also, http://snurl.com/talk2doog to talk
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ live when I can’t get in to kong chat.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was a [person] from [place]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Whose [body part] was [special case].
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When [event] would occur,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It would cause [him or her]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To violate [law of time/space].
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was an X from place B,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That satisfied predicate P,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He or she did thing A,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In an adjective way,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Resulting in circumstance C.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The lass I brought home was a prize,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ With an alluring set of bright blue eyes,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her breasts, so well kept,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Were what I’d expect,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ But her penis was quite a surprise.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was an old man
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Look’d like haiku. He
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -——————————-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Said with a laugh “I
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cut them in half, the pay is
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Much better for two.”
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 "dooglus")