dragonhaiku

I am a nice person. Really I am. No I am not monitoring you. No, I am not watching you sleep. No, I am not stalking your family. No, I am not trying to seduce your significant other. No I am not seducing your daughters. No, I am not seducing your sons either. No, I havent laced your milk with poison. No, I am not driving your father to alcoholism. No, there’s not a bomb in your car. No, I am not planning on missing your party Saturday to instead go and kill your wife and her illegitimate child you know nothing about. No, I am not planning on leaving you lost and alone in the cold, the wind blowing the tears out of your eyes, your legs frigid because of the air penetrating your loose pants, your coat always just barely too thin to protect from the biting wind, as I watch from the shadows, turning your friends and countrymen against you, leaving you unfathomably lonely as you walk unknowingly into the deep abyss… No I am a nice person just like I said.