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Yes, I loved her, and yet, I also loved another. They are so close to me, yet so far apart. The three of us, we did so much together, since we were children. There was nothing we couldn’t do.

In our freshman year, our sexuality had awakened. It had begun as a little experimentation. We were playing around in my room when it happened. God, it was awesome. There wasn’t any penetration, I was still a virgin, but I had experienced my first orgasm with them. And we continued throughout high school like that, wondering at the same time when I was going to lose my virginity.

Lately, things haven’t been so hot with them. After high school, I hadn’t had much time for them, what with college and my first job at a grocery store.

I guess they’re tired, too. After all, they do the dishes, hang my clothes, bathe me, wipe my ass, and typed this out for you to read.

I still love my hands, though.

Also, still a virgin.

OLOLOLOL SPONGEBOOOB OWNZ MEH AND SO DOES HEEPY HE IS TEH 1337NESS ORLY YAH RLY OMG LOLOLOL ACTIVATE CLOKING DEVICE LOLOLOLOLOLOL COCAIN

  • Member Since: Apr. 19, 2008
  • Last Login: Oct. 03, 2010
  • Current Points: 4092
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  • Age: 22
  • Sex: Male
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Yamiko90

Jun 27, 2010 4:26am

i second that~ i wonder where he learned about richard nixon writing the declaration of independence…

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Anonymous_1

Dec 2, 2009 9:04am

And you’ll always be.

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dragonrule

Sep 26, 2008 6:26am

Yes, I loved her, and yet, I also loved another. They are so close to me, yet so far apart. The three of us, we did so much together, since we were children. There was nothing we couldn’t do.

In our freshman year, our sexuality had awakened. It had begun as a little experimentation. We were playing around in my room when it happened. God, it …

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