dragonslayer1254

dragonslayer1254: I WILL GO ADOPT A DAD
AlexKantra: XD
AlexKantra: i dont think adoption works that way
dragonslayer1254: ****
MindSpawn: lol
dragonslayer1254: don’t break me the news softly or anything
AlexKantra: “hi, i’m wondering if you have any fathers down there at your adoption clinic”
dragonslayer1254: haha
AlexKantra: “no, these children have no fathers”
AlexKantra: "oh, i meant do you have a father for adoption
AlexKantra: "
dragonslayer1254: lol
AlexKantra: “you…. want to adopt a father?”
MindSpawn: you could be his daddy alex
dragonslayer1254: NO
AlexKantra: “yes bitch, now gimme one!”
dragonslayer1254: hah
AlexKantra: (hangs up on dragon) um i went as a slut
MindSpawn: cuz i was drunk
dragonslayer1254: haha isn’t that what you are every day not just when you dress up?
MindSpawn: but no i didnt dress up
MindSpawn: only when drunk
dragonslayer1254: lol
MindSpawn: you should have went as a fagg
dragonslayer1254: i gotta get you drunk one day lol
MindSpawn: no costume needed
dragonslayer1254: and who said i didn’t
BrodyTheBum: i didnt dress up, but at the end of the night i was wearing a bucket around saying i was buckethead. but it was really for puking
MindSpawn: you would be molested if you did
dragonslayer1254: ^
dragonslayer1254: i am just that sexy :D
MindSpawn: when i am drunk you are