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My favourite songs or quotes: He's climbing in your windows He's snatchin your people up Tryna rape them so ya'll need to Hide your kids, hide your wife And hide your husband cuz they're Raping everybody out here ~ Bed Intruder Guy ++++++++++ I'm here to inquire and your spoons ~ Salad Fingers ++++++++++ Ooww Ladies and gentlemen The moment youve all been waiting for .. In this corner : weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world : Slim Shady! Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Dont act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I noticed theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust. Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk Ok lets go Eminem Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk Fix your mugs, youll just be another one bit the dust Just one of my mothers son who got thrown under the bus Kiss my butt. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed. Bitch3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut. Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut. Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t gets worse then worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room. I venture to say we're the center of attention its true Not to mention back with a vengeance so heres the signal Of the bat symbol. The platinum trios back on you hoes. Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle. Dont act like a snobby model. You just hit the lotto. O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe . Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I noticed theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust. Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk. Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre Dr Dre They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my! You aint got to tell me why youre sick cuz I know why. I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre. Im an itch that they cant scratch, theyre sick of me. But hey, what else can I say? I love LA. Cuz over and above all, its just another day And this one begins where the last one ends. Pick up where we left off and get smashed again. Ill be dammed, just f*cked around and crashed my Benz. Driving around with a smashed front end Lets cash that one in. Grab another one from out the stable The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado The hell if I know. Do I want leather seats or vinyl? Decisions, decision Garage looks like Precision Collision. Or Maaco beats quake like Waco Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle. Dont act like a snobby model . You just hit the lotto. O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe . Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I noticed theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust. Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk. And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent 50 Cent Its bottle after bottle The money aint a thang when you party with me Its what we into its simple We ball out of control like you wouldnt believe Im the napalm the bomb the don im King Kong Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on Im so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm Bring the shaun dawn burn marajauan do what you want On and on till the break of what Get the paper man im caking you know i dont give a f*ck I spend it like it dont mean nothing Blow it like its supposed to be blown Motherf*cker im grown I stunt i style i flash the sh-t I gets what the f*ck i want so what I trick Fat ass burgundy bags classy sh-t Jimmy Cho shoes I say move a bitch move Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle. Dont act like a snobby model . You just hit the lotto. O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe . Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I noticed theres so many of them and theres really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust. Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk ~ Eminem, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent ++++++++++ Here we go, come with me, There's a world out there that we should see, Take my hand, close your eyes With you right here, I'm a rocketeer Let's fly, fly, fly, flyyy. Up, up, here we go, go. [2x] Let's fly, fly, fly, flyyy. Up, up, here we go, go. Where we stop nobody knows [knows], Where we go we don't need roads [roads], Where we stop nobody knows [knows], To the stars if you really want it, Got, got a jetpack with your name on it, Above the clouds in the atmosphere [phere], Just say the words and we outta here [outta here], Hold my hand if you feelin' scared [scared], We flyin' up, up outta here. [Chorus] Here we go, come with me, There's a world out there that we should see, Take my hand, close your eyes, With you right here, I'm a rocketeer, Let's fly, fly, fly, flyy. Up, up here we go, go. [2x] Let's fly, fly, fly, flyy. Up, up here we go, go. [Here we go] Where we stop nobody knows [knows], Baby we can stay fly like a G6, Shop the streets of Tokyo get your fly kicks, Girl you always on my mind, Got my head up in the sky, And I'm never looking down feelin' priceless, yeah, Where we at, only few have known Go on the next level, Super Mario I hope this works out, Cardio, Til' then let's fly, Geronimo. [Chorus] Here we go, come with me, There's a world out there that we should see, Take my hand, close your eyes, With you right here, I'm a rocketeer, Let's fly, [Yo] Nah I never been in space before, But I never seen a face like yours, You make me feel like I could touch the planets, You want the moon, girl watch me grab it, See I never seen the stars this close, You got me stuck off the way you glow, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, [Chorus] Here we go, Come with me, There's a world out there that we should see, Take my hand, close your eyes, With you right here, I'm a rocketeer, Let's fly, fly, fly, flyy. Up, up here we go, go. [2x] Let's fly, fly, fly, flyy. Up, up here we go, go. [2x] Where we stop nobody knows, knows, knows. ~ Far East Movement and Ryan Tedder ++++++++++ THIS IS SPARTA! ~ The movie 300 ++++++++++ I know way too many people here right now That I didnt know last year, who the fuck are yall? I swear it feels like the last few nights We been everywhere and back But I just cant remember it all What am I doin? What am I doin? Oh, yeah, thats right, Im doin me Im doin me Im livin life right now, mayne And this what Ima do til its over Til its over But its far from over.. Bottles on me, long as someone drink it Never drop the ball, fuck are yall thinkin? Makin sure the Young Money ship is never sinkin Bout to set it off, set it off, Jada Pinkett I shouldntve drove, tell me how Im gettin home You too fine to be layin down in bed alone I could teach you how to speak my language, Rosetta Stone I swear this life is like the sweetest thing Ive ever known Bout to go Thriller Mike Jackson on these All I needs a fucking red jacket with some zippers Super good smiddoke, a package of the swishers I did it overnight, it couldnt happen any quicker Yall know them? Well, fuck it, me either But point the biggest skeptic out, Ill make him a believer It wouldnt be the first time I done it, throwin hundreds When I should be throwin ones, bitch, I run it (Ah) I know way too many people here right now That I didnt know last year, who the fuck are yall? I swear it feels like the last few nights We been everywhere and back But I just cant remember it all What am I doin? What am I doin? Oh, yeah, thats right, Im doin me Im doin me Im livin life right now, mayne And this what Ima do til its over Til its over But its far from over One thing bout music, when it hits you feel no pain And I swear I got that shit that make these bitches go insane So they tell me that they love me, I know better than that, its just game Its just what comes with the fame, and Im ready for that, Im just sayin But I really cant complain, everything is kosher Two thumbs up, Ebert and Roeper I really cant see the end getting any closer But I prolly still be the man when everything is over So Im riding through the city with my high beams on Can you see me? Can you see me? Get your Visine on Yall just do not fit the picture, turn your widescreen on If you thinkin Ima quit before I die, dream on Man, they treat me like a legend, am I really this cold? Im really too young to be feelin this old Its about time you admit it, who you kiddin, man? Man, nobodys never done it like I did it (Ugh) I know way too many people here right now That I didnt know last year, who the fuck are yall? I swear it feels like the last few nights We been everywhere and back But I just cant remember it all What am I doin? What am I doin? Oh, yeah, thats right, Im doin me Im doin me Im livin life right now, mayne And this what Ima do til its over Til its over But its far from over Yeah, thats right, Im doin me Im doin me Im livin life right now, mayne And this what Ima do til its over Til its over But its far from over ~ Drake ++++++++++ [Lloyd] I-I-I-I can make ya bedrock I-I-I-I can make ya bedrock gurl I-I-I-I can make ya bedrock I-I-I-I can make ya bedrock [Lil' Wayne] She got that good, she Michael Jackson bad, Im attracted to her, but her attracted fast. And now we murders because we kill time and I cut lights out and she still shine. I hate to see her go but I love to watch her leave. But I keep her running back and forth like a soccer team. Cold as a winter day, hot as a summers eve, Young Money thieves steal ya heart with ease. [Gutta Gutta] I like the way you walking if you walking my way, Im that red bull now lets fly away. Let'z buy a place with all kind of space i let chu be the judge and and im the case. Im Gutta Gutta i put her under I see me with her, no Stevey Wonder. She don't even wonder cause she kno she's bad and I got her, grocery bag. [Lloyd] Oooh baby I be stuck to you like glue baby. Wanna spend it all on you baby. My room is the G spot, call me Mr. Flinstone cause I can make ya bedrock. Okay aye aye I-I-I-I can make ya bedrock aye aye aye. Aye aye aye I-I-I-I can make ya bedrock aye aye aye.[2x] [Nicki Minaj] Okay I get it, let me think i guess its my turn. Maybe its time to put this pussy on ya sideburns he says Im bad, he probably right, he pushing me like buttons down on a Friday night. (ha ha ha) Im so pretty like me on my peddle bike, he on my low starch, he on my echo whites. He say Nicki dont stop you dha bestest and I just be coming on the top as bestest. [Drake] I love you too Sharro, hotter that wesabby I race for your love, Shake and bake, ricky bobby. Im at the W but I can meet you in the lobby. Gurl, I gotta watch ma back cause Im just not anybody. I see them stand in line just to get beside her I let her see the assent and let the rest surprise her. This one will disappear you need GPS to find her. Oh that was your gurl, I thought i recognized her. [Lloyd] Oooh baby I be stuck to you like glue baby. Wanna spend it all on you baby. My room is the G spot, call me Mr. Flinstone cause I can make ya bedrock. Okay aye aye I-I-I-I can make ya bedrock aye aye aye. Aye aye aye I-I-I-I can make ya bedrock aye aye aye.[2x] [Tyga] She like tearing dha, im like sharing that she like the momansand. I like rolling with friends, she said im caged in. I think her consents is. She watching that oxygen, im watching ESPN. But when that show ends she under my skin, lotion, double motians, rollercostand, like back forth, hold it. She pose like its her posters, and I pope like im supposta to take this photo for me if you for me, she said don't chu ever show this, im to loyal, and to focus, to be losing, and be hopeless, when I spoke it she be doing sticks send words get me open so I closed it, with the clothes im only loving for the moment. [Jae Millz] She ain't got a man, but she's not alone, Ms. Independent yes she got her own. Hey gorgeous, um I mean floor-less well thats whatcha are how I see you is how I call it. Yeah, look on how she walks, who knew she knew she was bad. Do your thing baby, I ain't even mad, and I ain't leaving fast, imma stay awhile hold ya head chris imma . . . say okay. [Lloyd] Oooh baby I be stuck to you like glue baby. Wanna spend it all on you baby. My room is the G spot, call me Mr. Flinstone cause I can make ya bedrock. Okay aye aye I-I-I-I can make ya bedrock aye aye aye. Aye aye aye I-I-I-I can make ya bedrock aye aye aye.[2x] Aye aye aye whatcha name aye aye aye aye Yung Lloyd . . . Young Mulla Baby . . . ~ Young Money ++++++++++ [Lady Gaga] Hello, hello, baby You called, I can't hear a thing. I have got no service in the club, you say, say Wha-Wha-What did you say, huh? You're breaking up on me Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy. K-kinda busy K-kinda busy Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy. Just a second, It's my favorite song they're gonna play And I cannot text you with A drink in my hand, eh? You shoulda made some plans with me, You knew that I was free. And now you won't stop calling me; I'm kinda busy. Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna think anymore! I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop callin'', stop callin, I don't wanna talk anymore! I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh I'm busy! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Can call all you want, but there's no one home, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! Cuz I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin that bubb, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! Call when you want, but there's no one home, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! Out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bubb, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! [Beyonce] Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster. Put my coat on faster, leave my girls no faster. I shoulda left my phone at home, cuz this is a disaster! Callin' like a collector - sorry, I cannot answer! Not that I don't like you, I'm just at a party. And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing. Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station. Tonight I'm not takin no calls, cause I'll be dancin. Cause I'll be dancin Cause I'll be dancin Tonight I'm not takin no calls, cause I'll be dancin! Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna think anymore! I got my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna talk anymore! I got my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna think anymore! I got my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna talk anymore! I got my head and my heart on the dance floor. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop telephonin' me Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh I'm busy! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Can call all you want, but there's no one home, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! Cuz I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bubb, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! Call when you want, but there's no one home, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! Cuz I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bubb, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! My telephone! M-m-my telephone! Cuz I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bubb, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! My telephone! M-m-my telephone! Cuz I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin that bubb, and you're not gonna reach my telephone! We're sorry the number you have reached is not in service at this time. Please check the number, or try your call again. ~ Lady Gaga and Beyonce ++++++++++ To tha Face to tha Face ~ Tejb ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ SCRIPT OF MACBETH ACT 1******** ACT I SCENE I. A desert place. Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches First Witch When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain? Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won. Third Witch That will be ere the set of sun. First Witch Where the place? Second Witch Upon the heath. Third Witch There to meet with Macbeth. First Witch I come, Graymalkin! Second Witch Paddock calls. Third Witch Anon. ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air. Exeunt SCENE II. A camp near Forres. Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant DUNCAN What bloody man is that? He can report, As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt The newest state. MALCOLM This is the sergeant Who like a good and hardy soldier fought 'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend! Say to the king the knowledge of the broil As thou didst leave it. Sergeant Doubtful it stood; As two spent swimmers, that do cling together And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald-- Worthy to be a rebel, for to that The multiplying villanies of nature Do swarm upon him--from the western isles Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied; And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling, Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak: For brave Macbeth--well he deserves that name-- Disdaining fortune, with his brandish'd steel, Which smoked with bloody execution, Like valour's minion carved out his passage Till he faced the slave; Which ne'er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him, Till he unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps, And fix'd his head upon our battlements. DUNCAN O valiant cousin! worthy gentleman! Sergeant As whence the sun 'gins his reflection Shipwrecking storms and direful thunders break, So from that spring whence comfort seem'd to come Discomfort swells. Mark, king of Scotland, mark: No sooner justice had with valour arm'd Compell'd these skipping kerns to trust their heels, But the Norweyan lord surveying vantage, With furbish'd arms and new supplies of men Began a fresh assault. DUNCAN Dismay'd not this Our captains, Macbeth and Banquo? Sergeant Yes; As sparrows eagles, or the hare the lion. If I say sooth, I must report they were As cannons overcharged with double cracks, so they Doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe: Except they meant to bathe in reeking wounds, Or memorise another Golgotha, I cannot tell. But I am faint, my gashes cry for help. DUNCAN So well thy words become thee as thy wounds; They smack of honour both. Go get him surgeons. Exit Sergeant, attended Who comes here? Enter ROSS MALCOLM The worthy thane of Ross. LENNOX What a haste looks through his eyes! So should he look That seems to speak things strange. ROSS God save the king! DUNCAN Whence camest thou, worthy thane? ROSS From Fife, great king; Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky And fan our people cold. Norway himself, With terrible numbers, Assisted by that most disloyal traitor The thane of Cawdor, began a dismal conflict; Till that Bellona's bridegroom, lapp'd in proof, Confronted him with self-comparisons, Point against point rebellious, arm 'gainst arm. Curbing his lavish spirit: and, to conclude, The victory fell on us. DUNCAN Great happiness! ROSS That now Sweno, the Norways' king, craves composition: Nor would we deign him burial of his men Till he disbursed at Saint Colme's inch Ten thousand dollars to our general use. DUNCAN No more that thane of Cawdor shall deceive Our bosom interest: go pronounce his present death, And with his former title greet Macbeth. ROSS I'll see it done. DUNCAN What he hath lost noble Macbeth hath won. Exeunt SCENE III. A heath near Forres. Thunder. Enter the three Witches First Witch Where hast thou been, sister? Second Witch Killing swine. Third Witch Sister, where thou? First Witch A sailor's wife had chestnuts in her lap, And munch'd, and munch'd, and munch'd:-- 'Give me,' quoth I: 'Aroint thee, witch!' the rump-fed ronyon cries. Her husband's to Aleppo gone, master o' the Tiger: But in a sieve I'll thither sail, And, like a rat without a tail, I'll do, I'll do, and I'll do. Second Witch I'll give thee a wind. First Witch Thou'rt kind. Third Witch And I another. First Witch I myself have all the other, And the very ports they blow, All the quarters that they know I' the shipman's card. I will drain him dry as hay: Sleep shall neither night nor day Hang upon his pent-house lid; He shall live a man forbid: Weary se'nnights nine times nine Shall he dwindle, peak and pine: Though his bark cannot be lost, Yet it shall be tempest-tost. Look what I have. Second Witch Show me, show me. First Witch Here I have a pilot's thumb, Wreck'd as homeward he did come. Drum within Third Witch A drum, a drum! Macbeth doth come. ALL The weird sisters, hand in hand, Posters of the sea and land, Thus do go about, about: Thrice to thine and thrice to mine And thrice again, to make up nine. Peace! the charm's wound up. Enter MACBETH and BANQUO MACBETH So foul and fair a day I have not seen. BANQUO How far is't call'd to Forres? What are these So wither'd and so wild in their attire, That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth, And yet are on't? Live you? or are you aught That man may question? You seem to understand me, By each at once her chappy finger laying Upon her skinny lips: you should be women, And yet your beards forbid me to interpret That you are so. MACBETH Speak, if you can: what are you? First Witch All hail, Macbeth! hail to thee, thane of Glamis! Second Witch All hail, Macbeth, hail to thee, thane of Cawdor! Third Witch All hail, Macbeth, thou shalt be king hereafter! BANQUO Good sir, why do you start; and seem to fear Things that do sound so fair? I' the name of truth, Are ye fantastical, or that indeed Which outwardly ye show? My noble partner You greet with present grace and great prediction Of noble having and of royal hope, That he seems rapt withal: to me you speak not. If you can look into the seeds of time, And say which grain will grow and which will not, Speak then to me, who neither beg nor fear Your favours nor your hate. First Witch Hail! Second Witch Hail! Third Witch Hail! First Witch Lesser than Macbeth, and greater. Second Witch Not so happy, yet much happier. Third Witch Thou shalt get kings, though thou be none: So all hail, Macbeth and Banquo! First Witch Banquo and Macbeth, all hail! MACBETH Stay, you imperfect speakers, tell me more: By Sinel's death I know I am thane of Glamis; But how of Cawdor? the thane of Cawdor lives, A prosperous gentleman; and to be king Stands not within the prospect of belief, No more than to be Cawdor. Say from whence You owe this strange intelligence? or why Upon this blasted heath you stop our way With such prophetic greeting? Speak, I charge you. Witches vanish BANQUO The earth hath bubbles, as the water has, And these are of them. Whither are they vanish'd? MACBETH Into the air; and what seem'd corporal melted As breath into the wind. Would they had stay'd! BANQUO Were such things here as we do speak about? Or have we eaten on the insane root That takes the reason prisoner? MACBETH Your children shall be kings. BANQUO You shall be king. MACBETH And thane of Cawdor too: went it not so? BANQUO To the selfsame tune and words. Who's here? Enter ROSS and ANGUS ROSS The king hath happily received, Macbeth, The news of thy success; and when he reads Thy personal venture in the rebels' fight, His wonders and his praises do contend Which should be thine or his: silenced with that, In viewing o'er the rest o' the selfsame day, He finds thee in the stout Norweyan ranks, Nothing afeard of what thyself didst make, Strange images of death. As thick as hail Came post with post; and every one did bear Thy praises in his kingdom's great defence, And pour'd them down before him. ANGUS We are sent To give thee from our royal master thanks; Only to herald thee into his sight, Not pay thee. ROSS And, for an earnest of a greater honour, He bade me, from him, call thee thane of Cawdor: In which addition, hail, most worthy thane! For it is thine. BANQUO What, can the devil speak true? MACBETH The thane of Cawdor lives: why do you dress me In borrow'd robes? ANGUS Who was the thane lives yet; But under heavy judgment bears that life Which he deserves to lose. Whether he was combined With those of Norway, or did line the rebel With hidden help and vantage, or that with both He labour'd in his country's wreck, I know not; But treasons capital, confess'd and proved, Have overthrown him. MACBETH [Aside] Glamis, and thane of Cawdor! The greatest is behind. To ROSS and ANGUS Thanks for your pains. To BANQUO Do you not hope your children shall be kings, When those that gave the thane of Cawdor to me Promised no less to them? BANQUO That trusted home Might yet enkindle you unto the crown, Besides the thane of Cawdor. But 'tis strange: And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us truths, Win us with honest trifles, to betray's In deepest consequence. Cousins, a word, I pray you. MACBETH [Aside] Two truths are told, As happy prologues to the swelling act Of the imperial theme.--I thank you, gentlemen. Aside Cannot be ill, cannot be good: if ill, Why hath it given me earnest of success, Commencing in a truth? I am thane of Cawdor: If good, why do I yield to that suggestion Whose horrid image doth unfix my hair And make my seated heart knock at my ribs, Against the use of nature? Present fears Are less than horrible imaginings: My thought, whose murder yet is but fantastical, Shakes so my single state of man that function Is smother'd in surmise, and nothing is But what is not. BANQUO Look, how our partner's rapt. MACBETH [Aside] If chance will have me king, why, chance may crown me, Without my stir. BANQUO New horrors come upon him, Like our strange garments, cleave not to their mould But with the aid of use. MACBETH [Aside] Come what come may, Time and the hour runs through the roughest day. BANQUO Worthy Macbeth, we stay upon your leisure. MACBETH Give me your favour: my dull brain was wrought With things forgotten. Kind gentlemen, your pains Are register'd where every day I turn The leaf to read them. Let us toward the king. Think upon what hath chanced, and, at more time, The interim having weigh'd it, let us speak Our free hearts each to other. BANQUO Very gladly. MACBETH Till then, enough. Come, friends. Exeunt SCENE IV. Forres. The palace. Flourish. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, and Attendants DUNCAN Is execution done on Cawdor? Are not Those in commission yet return'd? MALCOLM My liege, They are not yet come back. But I have spoke With one that saw him die: who did report That very frankly he confess'd his treasons, Implored your highness' pardon and set forth A deep repentance: nothing in his life Became him like the leaving it; he died As one that had been studied in his death To throw away the dearest thing he owed, As 'twere a careless trifle. DUNCAN There's no art To find the mind's construction in the face: He was a gentleman on whom I built An absolute trust. Enter MACBETH, BANQUO, ROSS, and ANGUS O worthiest cousin! The sin of my ingratitude even now Was heavy on me: thou art so far before That swiftest wing of recompense is slow To overtake thee. Would thou hadst less deserved, That the proportion both of thanks and payment Might have been mine! only I have left to say, More is thy due than more than all can pay. MACBETH The service and the loyalty I owe, In doing it, pays itself. Your highness' part Is to receive our duties; and our duties Are to your throne and state children and servants, Which do but what they should, by doing every thing Safe toward your love and honour. DUNCAN Welcome hither: I have begun to plant thee, and will labour To make thee full of growing. Noble Banquo, That hast no less deserved, nor must be known No less to have done so, let me enfold thee And hold thee to my heart. BANQUO There if I grow, The harvest is your own. DUNCAN My plenteous joys, Wanton in fulness, seek to hide themselves In drops of sorrow. Sons, kinsmen, thanes, And you whose places are the nearest, know We will establish our estate upon Our eldest, Malcolm, whom we name hereafter The Prince of Cumberland; which honour must Not unaccompanied invest him only, But signs of nobleness, like stars, shall shine On all deservers. From hence to Inverness, And bind us further to you. MACBETH The rest is labour, which is not used for you: I'll be myself the harbinger and make joyful The hearing of my wife with your approach; So humbly take my leave. DUNCAN My worthy Cawdor! MACBETH [Aside] The Prince of Cumberland! that is a step On which I must fall down, or else o'erleap, For in my way it lies. Stars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires: The eye wink at the hand; yet let that be, Which the eye fears, when it is done, to see. Exit DUNCAN True, worthy Banquo; he is full so valiant, And in his commendations I am fed; It is a banquet to me. Let's after him, Whose care is gone before to bid us welcome: It is a peerless kinsman. Flourish. Exeunt SCENE V. Inverness. Macbeth's castle. Enter LADY MACBETH, reading a letter LADY MACBETH 'They met me in the day of success: and I have learned by the perfectest report, they have more in them than mortal knowledge. When I burned in desire to question them further, they made themselves air, into which they vanished. Whiles I stood rapt in the wonder of it, came missives from the king, who all-hailed me 'Thane of Cawdor;' by which title, before, these weird sisters saluted me, and referred me to the coming on of time, with 'Hail, king that shalt be!' This have I thought good to deliver thee, my dearest partner of greatness, that thou mightst not lose the dues of rejoicing, by being ignorant of what greatness is promised thee. Lay it to thy heart, and farewell.' Glamis thou art, and Cawdor; and shalt be What thou art promised: yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o' the milk of human kindness To catch the nearest way: thou wouldst be great; Art not without ambition, but without The illness should attend it: what thou wouldst highly, That wouldst thou holily; wouldst not play false, And yet wouldst wrongly win: thou'ldst have, great Glamis, That which cries 'Thus thou must do, if thou have it; And that which rather thou dost fear to do Than wishest should be undone.' Hie thee hither, That I may pour my spirits in thine ear; And chastise with the valour of my tongue All that impedes thee from the golden round, Which fate and metaphysical aid doth seem To have thee crown'd withal. Enter a Messenger What is your tidings? Messenger The king comes here to-night. LADY MACBETH Thou'rt mad to say it: Is not thy master with him? who, were't so, Would have inform'd for preparation. Messenger So please you, it is true: our thane is coming: One of my fellows had the speed of him, Who, almost dead for breath, had scarcely more Than would make up his message. LADY MACBETH Give him tending; He brings great news. Exit Messenger The raven himself is hoarse That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan Under my battlements. Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood; Stop up the access and passage to remorse, That no compunctious visitings of nature Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between The effect and it! Come to my woman's breasts, And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers, Wherever in your sightless substances You wait on nature's mischief! Come, thick night, And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell, That my keen knife see not the wound it makes, Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark, To cry 'Hold, hold!' Enter MACBETH Great Glamis! worthy Cawdor! Greater than both, by the all-hail hereafter! Thy letters have transported me beyond This ignorant present, and I feel now The future in the instant. MACBETH My dearest love, Duncan comes here to-night. LADY MACBETH And when goes hence? MACBETH To-morrow, as he purposes. LADY MACBETH O, never Shall sun that morrow see! Your face, my thane, is as a book where men May read strange matters. To beguile the time, Look like the time; bear welcome in your eye, Your hand, your tongue: look like the innocent flower, But be the serpent under't. He that's coming Must be provided for: and you shall put This night's great business into my dispatch; Which shall to all our nights and days to come Give solely sovereign sway and masterdom. MACBETH We will speak further. LADY MACBETH Only look up clear; To alter favour ever is to fear: Leave all the rest to me. Exeunt SCENE VI. Before Macbeth's castle. Hautboys and torches. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, BANQUO, LENNOX, MACDUFF, ROSS, ANGUS, and Attendants DUNCAN This castle hath a pleasant seat; the air Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself Unto our gentle senses. BANQUO This guest of summer, The temple-haunting martlet, does approve, By his loved mansionry, that the heaven's breath Smells wooingly here: no jutty, frieze, Buttress, nor coign of vantage, but this bird Hath made his pendent bed and procreant cradle: Where they most breed and haunt, I have observed, The air is delicate. Enter LADY MACBETH DUNCAN See, see, our honour'd hostess! The love that follows us sometime is our trouble, Which still we thank as love. Herein I teach you How you shall bid God 'ild us for your pains, And thank us for your trouble. LADY MACBETH All our service In every point twice done and then done double Were poor and single business to contend Against those honours deep and broad wherewith Your majesty loads our house: for those of old, And the late dignities heap'd up to them, We rest your hermits. DUNCAN Where's the thane of Cawdor? We coursed him at the heels, and had a purpose To be his purveyor: but he rides well; And his great love, sharp as his spur, hath holp him To his home before us. Fair and noble hostess, We are your guest to-night. LADY MACBETH Your servants ever Have theirs, themselves and what is theirs, in compt, To make their audit at your highness' pleasure, Still to return your own. DUNCAN Give me your hand; Conduct me to mine host: we love him highly, And shall continue our graces towards him. By your leave, hostess. Exeunt SCENE VII. Macbeth's castle. Hautboys and torches. Enter a Sewer, and divers Servants with dishes and service, and pass over the stage. Then enter MACBETH MACBETH If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly: if the assassination Could trammel up the consequence, and catch With his surcease success; that but this blow Might be the be-all and the end-all here, But here, upon this bank and shoal of time, We'ld jump the life to come. But in these cases We still have judgment here; that we but teach Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return To plague the inventor: this even-handed justice Commends the ingredients of our poison'd chalice To our own lips. He's here in double trust; First, as I am his kinsman and his subject, Strong both against the deed; then, as his host, Who should against his murderer shut the door, Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been So clear in his great office, that his virtues Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against The deep damnation of his taking-off; And pity, like a naked new-born babe, Striding the blast, or heaven's cherubim, horsed Upon the sightless couriers of the air, Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye, That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur To prick the sides of my intent, but only Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself And falls on the other. Enter LADY MACBETH How now! what news? LADY MACBETH He has almost supp'd: why have you left the chamber? MACBETH Hath he ask'd for me? LADY MACBETH Know you not he has? MACBETH We will proceed no further in this business: He hath honour'd me of late; and I have bought Golden opinions from all sorts of people, Which would be worn now in their newest gloss, Not cast aside so soon. LADY MACBETH Was the hope drunk Wherein you dress'd yourself? hath it slept since? And wakes it now, to look so green and pale At what it did so freely? From this time Such I account thy love. Art thou afeard To be the same in thine own act and valour As thou art in desire? Wouldst thou have that Which thou esteem'st the ornament of life, And live a coward in thine own esteem, Letting 'I dare not' wait upon 'I would,' Like the poor cat i' the adage? MACBETH Prithee, peace: I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none. LADY MACBETH What beast was't, then, That made you break this enterprise to me? When you durst do it, then you were a man; And, to be more than what you were, you would Be so much more the man. Nor time nor place Did then adhere, and yet you would make both: They have made themselves, and that their fitness now Does unmake you. I have given suck, and know How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: I would, while it was smiling in my face, Have pluck'd my nipple from his boneless gums, And dash'd the brains out, had I so sworn as you Have done to this. MACBETH If we should fail? LADY MACBETH We fail! But screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we'll not fail. When Duncan is asleep-- Whereto the rather shall his day's hard journey Soundly invite him--his two chamberlains Will I with wine and wassail so convince That memory, the warder of the brain, Shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason A limbeck only: when in swinish sleep Their drenched natures lie as in a death, What cannot you and I perform upon The unguarded Duncan? what not put upon His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt Of our great quell? MACBETH Bring forth men-children only; For thy undaunted mettle should compose Nothing but males. Will it not be received, When we have mark'd with blood those sleepy two Of his own chamber and used their very daggers, That they have done't? LADY MACBETH Who dares receive it other, As we shall make our griefs and clamour roar Upon his death? MACBETH I am settled, and bend up Each corporal agent to this terrible feat. Away, and mock the time with fairest show: False face must hide what the false heart doth know.