i’ve been to the moon
i can make an occerina noise with my hands
i have a robot army
i don’t much care for the taste of paste
i can use magic
my house is made of candy
i beat pokemon blue in less than 24 hours
i’m better than you
i made you lose the game
i’ve been to the moon
my car looks like a pikachu
my privet jet looks like a blue eyes white dragon
i invented real pokemon but never released them to the public
i was killed by chuck norris and lived
i know how to play pacman
my computer is an ass hole
i can bend a spoon with my mind
all your base are belong to me
i’m currently laughing at you
i’ve been to the moon
i like turtles
i’ma pokemon mastah
i miss spelled master
i made a list of personal achievements
i’ve been to the moon
my car is faster than your grandma
i’m running out of ideas
did i mention that i’ve been to the moon?