To TheFlyinGiraffe: Swiggity swooty
TheFlyinGiraffe: Comin' for da booty. (reply)
Who is good at shell shock and an amazing person? G-A-M-E-R-G-I-R-L. Woo woo! Try to be better, and you will fail. Gamergirl all day.
-Natedawg211
PM me for deets ;D
madart83: everyone is
Amber_I_am: under da sea
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LakeSnow: and be like OHH BABE HARDER,, HARDER!!! OHHH
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SpinningGorilla: swaf (reply)
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talval: marry had a little lamb little lamb little lamb marry had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow
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Orakio: yeah, you don't have to be offended to be offensive...it's an exercise of personal freedom...
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justin14714: Sachi pants, u know AiirSachi?
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MurderousDays: incests are the best thing you can eat if lost or in the woods with no other food source.
bored_cause_yolo: >_>
MurderousDays: As long as you know which incests to eat.
Corbinian: Incests....
bored_cause_yolo: insects*
MurderousDays: LMAO
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Racism: What is wrong with me today
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Orpheus_Lyre: http://stream2.gifyo.com/pictures/1485/large/a07b87bbeaa1818d19630d75d4971b9b-168794704.gif
gamemoargirl: Was that what you were going to ask? About ties?
Orpheus_Lyre: This guy's tie.
Orpheus_Lyre: Well, I was going to ask about Tacos. You had the first letter right.
Orpheus_Lyre: I have his exact tie.
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BaronSamed1: You callin me a liar?
piercey81: I ain't calling you for lunch
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xxR00ZTERxx: you may be a cunning linguist but I'm a master debater
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babysmur69: cuti your not gross
babysmur69: just attractively challenged.
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TheFlyinGiraffe: Never mind. I need to make my own erotica. Weird.
TheFlyinGiraffe: I never thought I'd say that. o.o
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hank_madness: congrats. also the **** is kong day "
hank_madness: oh
hank_madness: HAPPY KONG DAY!!!!
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GUARDIANPROTECTR: "Ever take a shit so bad it comes out squeaking like an orgasming rat"?
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IWantToKillYou: Mexican booty is like
GUARDIANPROTECTR: It is a booty that can't stop farting.
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Onefoe: What is the word with the longest definition in the English language??????
GeneralRomMohc: Penis?
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DiscordiaHel: hyaaaaaaagghhhhh
DiscordiaHel: help me pull this out please
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tyharr27: does an erection count as personal growth?
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I_am_a_Jelly:Confucius say.. Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
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Onefoe: send pics with applesauce down your shirt
Sherlockian: i will
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kingkillca: i'll go sandy cheeks on your ass
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TheFlyinGiraffe: I think I heard someone very petite...
TheFlyinGiraffe: I can't tell.
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AmyLovesHugs: I swear if my metabolism wasn't the Flash's left toe, I'd be so obese (reply)
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DazzleMaria24: you normally squint
DazzleMaria24: dont make it more worse
KingKyd: And you normally squirt
DazzleMaria24: NO
DazzleMaria24: I DON'T.
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runner893: Why don't you be a smart person and learn feminism is female equality. Use that son of yours to represent equality and raise him to be a gentleman
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TheFlyinGiraffe: I smell...
TheFlyinGiraffe: a smelly smell, that smells.
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Guswut: That'll do. Better than knees and quackers, after all. A duck to the knee is worth half a tree.
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shyataroo: You kinda wonder what kind of scientist licked a beavers asshole and said "MMM THIS TASTES LIKE CHERRY"
shyataroo: "guys, GUYS, COME IN HERE AND TASTE THIS"
CitrusParty: lol
CitrusParty: My real guess would be that at some point someone got 'sprayed' by an animal, and quite inadvertently discovered the taste.
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GeneralRomMohc: Christ in Faith means he's getting some poon with a ho named Faith.
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TheFlyinGiraffe: Glad you don't have the memory of a goldfish! Even though, I have the memory of a... what's it called??
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gamemoargirl: Any meth heads up in here?
Rachiface: You rang?
Rachiface: wait
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TheFlyinGiraffe: Most of the time, mods are useless though.
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To TheFlyinGiraffe: Boop
TheFlyinGiraffe: Poon (reply)
TheFlyinGiraffe: LOL (reply)
To TheFlyinGiraffe: HAHAHAHAHAH
TheFlyinGiraffe: Poob**** (reply)
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UltimateDominion: #gamemoardahboss
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@}-,-`-.
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AerohillB: May the Most that you hope for be the Least that you Get, Moar
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GUARDIANPROTECTR: The world always seem so much better at this time of night. It's like we can truly hear the world for what it is rather than be deaf at our own noise. (reply)
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CallMeJefe: There once was a gamemoar named girl, who gave bestiality a whirl. She got drunk on cider and put nuts inside her, and that's how she married a squirrel.
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Kirozz1900: If you are weird, it means that you are ****ing smart but no one understand you (reply)
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TimeToDill: I will separate you from your ass
TimeToDill: It's for the best
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Leroyswish: That's terrific. From what I can tell, you've really dove into your different sides and angles and they've all flourished like a spring meadow (reply)
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xxVannyxx: was it mopdusa up there
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gibbermagash: I can feel the turds flowing through you with mah feceskinesis.
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gamemoargirl: hey kids
TarekN9: Now thats a name I havent heard in a while
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JUN 10 - 2:37AM
Killgorn50: Same
Killgorn50: And I am a guy
Walrus_Party: Let's get back to bashing butts
Walrus_Party: As well as deez nuts
Killgorn50: no
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beasthacker: https://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/1916387-important-kongregate-announcement
JUL 8 - 2:39AM
beasthacker: they just posted that without saying anything
AerohillB: they just posted it in the forum
AerohillB: before they told mods
gamemoargirl: wow
AerohillB: and fired a bunch or staff
gamemoargirl: that's so disrespectful
JUL 8 - 2:40AM
AerohillB: they found out by their direct deposit
gamemoargirl: wow
AerohillB: https://www.forbes.com/sites/lizlanier/2020/07/01/kongregate-shift-in-focus-brings-layoffs-closes-portal-to-new-games/#5f15808d7323
AerohillB: I am off to bed
gamemoargirl: sweet dreams
gamemoargirl: if we never speak again, know that I love you
JUL 8 - 2:41AM
RomanQrr: Well... F.
AerohillB: thanks Moar, you have been a voice of reason that I appreciate more than you will ever know
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Side note:
TristanG41 calls me LEFA. ♥
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