Must a profile be about oneself? For it is easier to write about others, than to spam non-gibberish.
If I had a duck every time somebody said “If I had a duck”, I would have at least 3 ducks. Stay thirsty, my friends…
Blow pops and Magic Rub erasers. Just a few products that make my day.
The sporn is a useful device; it occurs when a spork encounters porn. Spam too.
Please don’t bully anybody; homosexual insults are homosexual insults. Six Flags is full of sex fags.
Keep reading my profile, it rocks… LIKE SAGE IN BED!!! [teehee] If you are financially or physically unable to kill yourself, call Sage, who rockz my left cheek and right cheek at the same time. and she does bjs, pjs and hjs! (just don’t ask for a tj!)
I said this, but conveniently do not remember it: “Homogeneous. Disrupting. Belly Buttontastic. Naked. I am the new director of the Flagpole. As in, nude erector. Food inspector. Habla, amigos, HABLA!” Yes, great times. Now, let’s move onto some more interesting topics that involve more innapropriate, sexually-based offensive matters.
Code of the Flagpole:
Oooog shall be adressed as Lord Bartleby “Happy Face” Mortimer if you are discussing an offense, however in other official matters call him his true name: Hamuelette X.X. Flagston the N-th.
If somebody jumps into the conversation without saying some form of greeting, say their name is sacagewea, say “sacageweaTHETH” and they’ll go ??what?
The Flagpole shall be regarded as “Thy Unholy Bashful Living Circle” if its’ name is changed, which it has not been as far as my left cheek can tell, and will not be.
Give Ooooog a nose flute for his birthday. He might sleep with you. It worked for me. And 20 other people. At the same time. So it’s a good bet.
If you mess with THE girl, CatsCats, who isn’t a Flagpolian anymore, you’re also messing with her grandma (who may just be Sage).
Sirchipsnsalsa is the man with the chips and the salsa.
Tap that, Ooooog, tap that!
Dylan, aka BIGBOX20, you rock my big box.
These rules shall be adressed as “The Code of the Pole from Whicheth the Flag Shalleth Dangle.”
LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! -Transformers
