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Hi, and welcome to my profile. I’m a kid from Hungary with not much things to do in my free time – if I have any – , except for gaming like
hardcore average an enthusiastic nub, posting on forums, and kicking trolls’ butt. (well, not much now, really.) :)
(NOTE: Some material may be changed/removed due to an accident during my profile’s removal to advertise the Learn to Fly 3 Kickstarter (and to demonstrate the power of being a fanboy). This includes some chat moments. Sorry for any inconvenience.)
(IMPORTANT NOTE: This profile may or may not change entirely and suddenly in the near future, without any further notice. I’ll try to save a backup of this linked in a pastebin, but nothing’s guaranteed.)
Pretty-much-up-to-date as of 2015/05/24
Up-to-date count up-to-date as of 2014/08/26
LEARN TO FLY 3 IS FUNDED!!!
Rest in Peace, Travis Bennie. (1991-2013)
You’ll be sorely missed.
My avatar was made by this awesome guy, depicting the penguin of Learn to Fly 2, which was made by this awesome guy.
Troll Hunter & Hater. (inactive)
If you want to take care of a troll, just send me a PM or a shout, and off I go! (And within 24 hours of messaging!)
I recently discovered the wonders of ignoring trolls, and being a full member of the community. So, I’m thereby putting my troll hunter status away for a while.
Plus I’m developing a secret operation to make the trolls stop bothering us…
Of course, I’m still all for a friendly, rational argument. :)
Fluent speaker of these languages:
ZoMg’s language (ex.: hay im amuka) :)
…And a not-so-fluent one of these:
Rankings in Forum Competitions: (out-of-date, not planning on an update soon)
1.) The Quirky Capricious Kongregate Competition: 23rd place (Lost on Round 3, Scroll Lock. … Well, everyone has to start somewhere, right?)
2.) The Kompetition: 42nd place (Lost on Round 1, Pel. Damn I hate that game.)
3.) Kongrefeint: 13rd place (Lost on Round 4, Boss Battle. I was almost in the semi-finals. Almost…)
4.) V.O.K.: 8th place (Didn’t lose; it was a 1-round tourney. First time I reached the top 10. :D )
5.) The Kongregate Olympic Games: Voluntarily resigned (Did this on Round 2, Edmus. Realized I had absolutely no chance.)
Forum games won: (4)
Ytivitca III: World at War
College Mafia IV
The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia
List of goals: (All the cool guys have it, so why not? :) )
Reach level 30 (X) (2012/11/24)
Reach level 40 (X) (2014/MM/DD)
Reach level 50 ()
Reach level cap ()
Publish a game ()
Get 500 views with a game ()
Get 1000 views with a game ()
Get 2000 views with a game ()
Get 5000 views with a game ()
Get 10000 views with a game ()
Get 50000 views with a game ()
Reach at least 3.0 rating with a game ()
Reach at least 3.5 rating with a game ()
Reach at least 4.0 rating with a game ()
Become a mod ()
Get 500 forum posts (X) (2012/05/09)
Get 1000 forum posts (X) (2012/08/01)
Get 2000 forum posts (X) (2012/10/08)
Get 5000 forum posts (X) (2014/08/26)
Get 10000 forum posts ()
Reach the semi-finals of a forum tournament ()
Reach the finals of a forum tournament ()
Win a forum tournament ()
() = not achieved
(X) = achieved (w/ date of achieving (YYYY/MM/DD))
Bluji: “Hi, and welcome to my profile. I’m a kid from Hungary with not much things to do in my free time – if I have any – , except for gaming like hardcore, posting on forums, and kicking trolls’ butt.”
Jaskaran2000: >kicking trolls’ butt
Jaskaran2000: I lol’d
AdeebNafees: “exception of hardcore trolling the forums”
AdeebNafees: I lol’d.
AdeebNafees: That’s what I have right now.
AdeebNafees: Holy cow.
hamuka: I’m gonna put all results on my profile
hamuka: I decided.
AdeebNafees: “My children kick butt”
AdeebNafees: I am laughing so hard that my brain is falling out.
Bluji: Well that shrunk. ""High-Profile … Fatal Forum, stone trolls. Children""
hamuka: “A publication of good dating age profile and small Hi Goodevening Hungary hardcore swingers Club Forum, not the treatment.”
AdeebNafees: ""Hi, I have no children. Time is a piece. Mahou de la and people – hardcore ass.""
AdeebNafees: “Mahou de la”
AdeebNafees: Ham’s war cry or something.
(One day of Bad Translator…)
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Kadleon: FliplineStudios is 32 years old
Kadleon: I presume that’s all their developers combined.
(Most accurate presumption ever? Who knows?)
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QUOTES OF THE BAD SPELLING CUB
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The gem of the Bad Spelling Cub, Letha Lmutuniy
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Nemiflora: I have 46k and that’s bad
MachuPichu: You got this ham!
hamuka: I suck?
Nemiflora: No 20k for a first try is ok
MachuPichu: I have 64k and that’s average
hamuka: * _
hamuka: * * :P
hamuka: How’§d that _:P become a _
hamuka: Well shit
hamuka: I’m tired
Nemiflora: what matters is how mu- LOL THE §
MachuPichu: dat keyboard
Nemiflora: -how much you improve
hamuka: Dat Hungarian kyboard
hamuka: * * * keyboard
MachuPichu: dat hungryman keybaord
hamuka: Yay for having worse spelling unintentonally than LM :D
hamuka: * untentionally
MachuPichu: spell it out with me
LethalMutiny: I’m just a tard.
Nemiflora: un in tention al ly
MachuPichu: u n i n t e n t i o n a l l y
hamuka: * * U N I N T E N T I O N A L L Y
Nemiflora: * un intention al ly
Shane240199: It’s like misspelling misspell.
MachuPichu: yaya ham
hamuka: GOT IT RIGHT
Nemiflora: it’d be funny if you misspelled finally
hamuka: * Finally
Nemiflora: LOL YOU DID
(P.S. YES, I KNOW that it looks weird. I had to edit it. Formatting sucks 0/5.)
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Jaskaran2000: Sig? wut
TrophyMaster: No my sig.
hamuka: I’ll nedver work out.
hamuka: * Sigh
hamuka: * It’ll
hamuka: * never
hamuka: * ****
Jaskaran2000: What won’t?
hamuka: * this
hamuka: * shit
hamuka: My spelling, Jask
Nemiflora: Well I didn’t find that song but I found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pMM4iwC-ag LOL
TrophyMaster: dat naija
Jaskaran2000: it won’t
Jaskaran2000: coquse it sucks
TrophyMaster: sauce *
TrophyMaster: Silly Jask #Typos
hamuka: Yay Jaks has shit spelling too :D
hamuka: * Jask
hamuka: Shit Spelling Club go
Jaskaran2000: I don’t.
Jaskaran2000: It’s just a bad day.
Nemiflora: you know what else sucks
Nemiflora: your typing does
Jaskaran2000: I thigk.
Jaskaran2000: * thimk
TrophyMaster: YO MAM- Oh…it was a typing joke…nvm.
Jaskaran2000: * THIBK
Jaskaran2000: * THIMK
Jaskaran2000: * THINK
hamuka: CHAT MOMENTS
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hamuka: Extend time until he also leaves
Kadleon: I left.
hamuka: Then play with You and Yourself
24HoursAlt: Play with yourself.
24HoursAlt: BAD EG
24HoursAlt: BAD EG HUNTING
hamuka: CHAT MOMENTS
Nemiflora: dad eg hunting
Kadleon: LOL DAF
Kadleon: **** ME
Nemiflora: this is 2gud
hamuka: BAD SPEELLING CLUB
hamuka: * SPELING
hamuka: * PELLING
hamuka: **** THIS SHIT TOO
Kadleon: BTCHI ILLS SLAP UR MUTH
Kadleon: I mean
B-day: February 8th
Kongreversary: July 3rd
More coming soon! …Hopefully. Maybe.