►───────────────────────────────────────────────────────◄ SPREAD THE GLORY OF ASCHISM! ►───────────────────────────────────────────────────────◄ The Great Truths of Aschism ►───────────────────────────────────────────────────────◄ Truth 1: Mudfall is in everything. ►───────────────────────────────────────────────────────◄ Truth 2: Bitches be crazy. ►───────────────────────────────────────────────────────◄ Truth 3: Anyone who uses “ewww” as a way of showing disagreement or dislike towards something is an evil, moronic, heretic. ►───────────────────────────────────────────────────────◄ Commandment 1: Hidden_Ace, formerly known as Tyler, must be called, in all situations, by the name of Travis. ►───────────────────────────────────────────────────────◄ Commandment 2: To respond to any insult or assertion towards ones self, one must use the following phrase, “no u.” ►───────────────────────────────────────────────────────◄ Breaking said rules will ensure you an eternity of mudfall in the afterlife. If you are a loyal Aschisnizzle you will be rewarded with over 9000 Mr.Viddles after you pass onto Shizheaven. ►───────────────────────────────────────────────────────◄ Repent from your blasphemous religions and join us as a proud ASCHISNIZZLE! Activity Feedhiker392 has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? AwardsMy Games |