I’m eighteen, volatile, and I write. My musical taste is like Kurt Cobain had a love child with Shawn Crahan. I watch anime, but if you judge me on that it’s your loss. Like every other person with a sense of humor, I love Seth Green, Matt Groening, and Seth McFarlane. Talk to me. I’m nice like that.
My story:
http://www.booksie.com/literary_fiction/short_story/hinamuffins/zombies-in-cheyenne/chapter/1
The Great AppleSteak (Stappleak) Debate!
hinamuffins: No they should cross breed apples with….STEAK!
PrinceMir: I like that idea
Juggal0tus: Applesteak?
mrmoocky: stappleak
Juggal0tus: They did it is called Applebees
hinamuffins: Then it would make apple shaped steaks! So then you have a portable steak with an apple like skin around it so its not too messy…and then we could put A1 into its DNA and BAM! self saucing applesteak
PrinceMir: Living apples
Juggal0tus: It would be too hard to cook the middle without burning the outside muffy
hinamuffins: Holy jesus somebody quote that…that is gold right there
hinamuffins: Jugg…they would grow precooked
Juggal0tus: Impossible
OmegaKaiSi: Pre-cooked?
Juggal0tus: Lunacy
Stineburg: believe it jugg
OmegaKaiSi: Now youre changed the definition of cooked.
hinamuffins: No! its a precooked apple shaped steak with a skin around it and A1 sauce in its DNA…that is genius and completely possible
Stineburg: mcdonalds makes impossible chemically engineered foods
Juggal0tus: I thought it was a steak shaped apple?
OmegaKaiSi: Hina
Stineburg: so applesteak must also be possible
OmegaKaiSi: It can’t be pre-cooked
OmegaKaiSi: Unless it was cooked
OmegaKaiSi: And cooking something inside of a plant?
hinamuffins: Okay then it grows already cooked?
OmegaKaiSi: >_<
Juggal0tus: facepalm
hinamuffins: Stine…The new McApplesteak
OmegaKaiSi: How is it going to cook it inside of the plant?
Juggal0tus: The sun?
hinamuffins: Cosponsored by Steve jobbs
Stineburg: olawd
OmegaKaiSi: But…
OmegaKaiSi: If it’s hot enough to cook the meat
hinamuffins: This is genius…seriously…i need to patent this
OmegaKaiSi: WOuldnt it cook the plant from inside out?
Stineburg: omega. global warming
Juggal0tus: it’s been triple digits here for like 2 weeks
Stineburg: trollface.jpg
reddd99: omega give up, hina’s a nutcase,
PrinceMir: Back
hinamuffins: Omega…if we engineered it with A1 in its DNA surely we could put a little self cooking code in there
PrinceMir: She is a little nuts
PrinceMir: But that’s how we like her.
OmegaKaiSi: …
OmegaKaiSi: Hina
OmegaKaiSi: China
OmegaKaiSi: To patent that
hinamuffins: New from apple: The iSteak
OmegaKaiSi: Would require countless hours of work from you
PrinceMir: Chinamuffins, too far :p
hinamuffins: Mir…too far for what? what did i say? lol
PrinceMir: iSteak XD
hinamuffins: Mir…The iSteak has a touch screen and a camera
PrinceMir: Yeah.. no
mrmoocky: watch yourself eat
mrmoocky: enjoy the entire digestive process
Stineburg: now available in HD, from your local mcdonalds
isabelinha56: “These graphics are soooo good”
hinamuffins: Heres my Ad: “when i used to eat steak i had to sit in front of a mirror, now i have the iSteak and now i can even send myself eating to my relatives!”
hinamuffins: The iSteak even gives you a free colonoscopy!
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