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Many millennia ago the great Mormon father, Eleheim, was born to a planet somewhere in the cosmos. Through Mormon teachings he became a god. Through billions of years of celestial sex with his many wives, they created enough Mormon gods to deliver the Mormon message across the universe. But on Earth, Eleheim himself came and had sex with the Virgin Mary, impregnating her with Jesus, and his bother Lucifer. When they both ascended to godhood, a debate began over what to do with Earth. Lucifer wanted to force everyone to become gods, with Jesus saying to let people choose, as they had done for eons. A fierce battle ensued with Jesus as the victor. The angels that sided with Jesus became God’s chosen people, the Mormons. Those who sided with Lucifer were denied bodies, and became the devils and demons of the world. Those who did not choose a side were cursed with dark skin, the Mormon explanation for the Negro race.

  • Age: 18
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The Way the Cookie Crumbles (completed)
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Bunker Down (completed)
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Madness? These are Mushrooms! (completed)
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Message in a Bottle (completed)
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Message in a Bottle Badge (easy - 5 points)

Find a bottle in Fancy Pants Adventure: World 3

Acquired Apr. 23, 2012

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kylemags

Sep 10, 2009 11:05am

hey u notice i have monster hunter 3!!!!

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kylemags

Aug 29, 2009 1:55am

hey wassup i killed the tigrex its too easy im in lvl 6 now how about u but im still Hr:2 its hard to kill the khezu in Hr:2 oh ty for saying my avatar is cool but u have a cool one too i think ur the only one who knows monster hunter here im waiting for monster hunter 3 for my wii :D

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Scoogger44

Oct 25, 2008 4:17pm

saradomin armor is better because it gives prayer bonus

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zakia

Sep 14, 2008 11:35am

Hai.

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