Latest Activity: Played Freefall Tournament (May 9, 2013 6:09pm)
Points needed for next level: 120 Level
Many millennia ago the great Mormon father, Eleheim, was born to a planet somewhere in the cosmos. Through Mormon teachings he became a god. Through billions of years of celestial sex with his many wives, they created enough Mormon gods to deliver the Mormon message across the universe. But on Earth, Eleheim himself came and had sex with the Virgin Mary, impregnating her with Jesus, and his bother Lucifer. When they both ascended to godhood, a debate began over what to do with Earth. Lucifer wanted to force everyone to become gods, with Jesus saying to let people choose, as they had done for eons. A fierce battle ensued with Jesus as the victor. The angels that sided with Jesus became God’s chosen people, the Mormons. Those who sided with Lucifer were denied bodies, and became the devils and demons of the world. Those who did not choose a side were cursed with dark skin, the Mormon explanation for the Negro race.