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Cafe Kong Ships! *Tonite* *Druggup* *NotThe0neIWant* Quotes from some crazy people! ApprenticeChief: Hola's not as bad as you, Nukes. FlyingAgorian: I'm the crazy one. FlyingAgorian: BUT I AM AN IDIOT WITH A QUOTE FROM YOU, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. Megan1423: when people step on snails it breaks my heart and their shell Reborn8059: He has cute hair he is Hola he is adorable Reborn8059: Hola brings all the chicks to the yard and their like que taco grande and I was like no hablo espaniol and i think i got insulted but im not sure but I'm never going back too mcdonalds their mean Reborn8059: I lovehed you piggy I lovehed y-youuuuu!! TimeForHuggz: I have a jewish midget friend? Reborn8059: .....you both know im a yaoi girl hehehehehe Reborn8059: u started it!! Reborn8059: made my mind go in a horrible direction!! Reborn8059: you know im a pervert!! Reborn8059: I has muted them they made me mad like....chicken fried rice Highfive55: TimeforHuggz is now on. (reply) Vandy66: Vandy is everyone's love interest. CookiesGalorex3: This time i'm actually retarded... i put my pop tart in the microwave.. with the plastic still on it.. and it exploded in the microwave. CookiesGalorex3: D::: CookiesGalorex3: Friendship.. is like peeing yourself.. CookiesGalorex3: Everyone can see it... but, only you get the warm feeling it brings. roselie1028: i feel like im becoming a sex slave with two other females so no... Vandy66: M. Night Shamalayan got shit on me SuperMeh86: Are you just f*cking with him? (reply) meleking: I feel pretty O so pretty Bananasaurus_Rex: I love cock sauce!~ Scritter: pirates are santas helpers, cause santa is the saint of all hookers Rivianna: Please turn off the caps. My eyes are bleeding. Sk8erApples4477: *sits in corner facing everybody and nibbles sammich* My Sammich! No My SAmmich! Sk8erApples4477: Mommy is talking funny... Mommy are you ok?? *tigs on evelyns shirt* ARe you ok mommy? Miro62: This is seargent miro62 requesting a banhammer strike half a click north of our position, we are under heavy fire from spammers. rainbow_stripes: *takes a shower and changes into non-gatorade covered clothes, then slaps snoop* Never, ever, EVER pour gatorade on a girl. She will literally girl you. *Beats the crap out of snoop then burns him alive* Bananasaurus_Rex: I gave you syphillis when we screwed at the zoo .-. Bananasaurus_Rex: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE 'LOVING AND FORGIVING!!!' Jet_Dry: I've already experienced the seven deadly sins. Why must I carry it through a video game as well :( Jet_Dry: Wat. Nukes isn't gay? SirMarth01: I'm stating that the amount of people that find homosexuality to be somehow "wrong" greatly annoys me. Nickilee: so Nickilee: board Lantern123: im chalk, lets get together. FlyingAgorian: You are god damn lucky that there aren't any mods in the room Miro62: In that case I'm the gayest person here. peacedude: NO ONE SHUTS UP HOLA BUT ME Bananasaurus_Rex: I feel like the sexually oblivious rhino. ._. ApprenticeChief: Yes. Cockroaches are ****ing terrifying. Darxzero: I think AC is actually an evil demon from the sun. :| skullcandy55: Hola!! get the edible panties! iiSmile: I know I a- .. I mean.. Yeah.. he's cool. >.> Xagerbarje: hola? Yeah. He's severely enigmatic. DrProfessor: I'm ashamed of you Tohru.... Xagerbarje: Are we really going to have an orgy in general chat? iiSmile: I'm up to that.. maybe. DrProfessor: Be wevy wevy wuiet. I'm hunting wabbit. chaisaw: roses are red brothers are black hola is a gothic perv and nuke is a funneh fluke :3 HolyFrax: What have you people done to me. I was sane before I entered this Cafe tonight. snooperassassin: How do you know i'm delicious hola? Am I a Lucky Charm? sandy_1: Shoe, your sperm looks like lactated milk :( FlyingAgorian: THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE. Babotz: All I need are my blood sandwiches. Babotz: Irvin, get the **** outta here. Babotz: We broke up five years ago! Babotz: Get over it! Untakenusername: Smile. It says you don't bite hard. Can you make an exception for me? ;D sirusblt: hola i will lick your face if you don't talk for 10 minutes. sirusblt: omg chai actually said bye to me :O skullcandy55: HOLA~ ITS IRIS. I MISS YOUUUU TALK TO MEEEE I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU DONT ****IGN SPEAK TO MEEE HOOOOOLAAAAA!!!!!! (reply) skullcandy55: I'm going to pretend that you are talking to me. I just got back from a one direction concert. I love them now. (reply) IchigoKurosaki1: Mhm. Especially when you play with more than 1 at a time. =D iiSmile: I was too busy sucking on something. Bananasaurus_Rex: I don't want to be a prostitute anymore. :c Vandy66: I work at, uh... Pedophiles R Us. Vandy66: We make your children men. LillyWolf108: My throat hurts for screaming for hours. Bananasaurus_Rex: I want Gonorrhea. Afthartos: If your a pervert and you know it molest a kitten!!! Afthartos: *mew mew* NuclearNukes: ;-; I'm sorry for whatever I did bro. (reply) DrProfessor: Congratulations. You have an exciting ass. Ten years from now, you will be in a jail cell with another man who will tell you the exact same thing. scarlettxfoxx: "we're here live at the scene where some one is apparently sitting in a comfy chair let's listen in as Jet talks to them" scarlettxfoxx: I love cock sauce annonb: if I were a female or a male attracted to males, and I'd agree with Banana on your pic AlcoholInMyVeins: I knew I could count on your Sherlock Holmes like investigative ability! :D (reply) Bananasaurus_Rex: I will call you Daddy, Aft. .-. scarlettxfoxx: my neighbors internet doesn't like me v.v Jayda_Rose: "I want my steak so rare i can slap a band-aid on it and send it back out to graze." Bananasaurus_Rex: I ENJOY BRITISH PEOPLE. nitetrooper93: Thank you for donating to the Mute Fund. Your donation is much appreciated! frankiesmum: ll be the 6 if you be the 9 Bananasaurus_Rex: You can lick whipped cream off of me. .-. Jet_Dry: ...haha...uhahaha...muahahahahahaha Vandy66: Titanic? It's the perfect guy's night out. roselie1028: Sirus is a piece of shit. roselie1028: AC, I'm beggining to play Clarinet. I just need the annoying neighbors, the horrid shirt, and nose, and you got yourself a Squidward. Fiendmummy: Nukes, Please go drown in your mothers period blood. You annoy me very much. Fiendmummy: I use prettyful cause I occasionally yell out "I'm a pretty pink princess" very loudly at school :x XGothicVampX: OH. I just remembered. Fiend IS adorable. Dun know why he says he's not. My brother would probably go gay for him. BlankImage: And I just accidentally stuck my boob in a pumpkin... ShoeTactical: I got excited by the notion of weed in a glass mushroom fuggdup: *Burrr*.. i'm so cold, laying naked in this big bed of mine, if only a big and strong man like Mike were to hold me *blushes* Bananasaurus_Rex: I looked that up on Google and squealed myself. o~O Bananasaurus_Rex: NYEEEEEEEEEH. *~* tta182: I am not allowed to look at Ryan Gosling with hubs, he gets jealous because I start squealing. Sir_Roderick_IV: Banana likes my boobs ;3 Bananasaurus_Rex: I squezzed so many man-tits a few weeks ago o~o Bananasaurus_Rex: Squeezed* FridgeMagnet: I mean, if you kill a mod here then you become a mod Lantern123: Sometimes I feel like a pig mixed in with guinea pigs Miro62: Don't mind nukes, he likes to snort coke. fuggdup: Bacon pie: Place bacon along the bottom of a pie form, pour in some puréd bacon, line the top with bacon, garnish with bacon, Put in oven for 30min on 240C, add bacon cream on top Jet_Dry: John gets into arguments because he is an impudent prick that needs to be perma-banned. NuclearNukes: Jet is mad because I logically raped him Bananasaurus_Rex: He *is* an idiot, but Lan is also an idiot. The_Lantern: True, nana Bananasaurus_Rex: Not as big an idiot, but still. The_Lantern: :D Scritter: mod is here! abort! abort! Stefan88: It's annoying as hell when you wake up with a full bladder, morning wood and your dominant hand is dead. FridgeMagnet: Be nice please AC ApprenticeChief: :( Dysparennia: I played with it just now :D IAmTheCandyman: "make it even harder" NuclearNukes: "Crazy he calls me." Bananasaurus_Rex: I'll lick something if you pay me. IAmTheCandyman: Yes, I'm only here because I am in love with hola. d take it as a compliment. ._. Bananasaurus_Rex: I've never seen black nail polish in nail salons. How do you survive? tkkttony: *sexy voice* Hello, ladies. tkkttony: You want see my peanut? tta182: Do I need my microscope? fuggdup: Men can lactate, zxc zxcvbnm852: But it's really hard to spread Miro62: Duh zxc, how else would we have regular orgies? Hayato_Sakashi: I just want to swallow it so bad AC ;) Miro62: I honestly think that hatred of zero can unite everyone else in the cafe, despite any other differences. Bananasaurus_Rex: I love my lesbian dad. adios365: earbuds adios365: tiny penises for your ears adios365: ! Jet_Dry: No. I think you have secret boobage you don't talk about. Bananasaurus_Rex: lol my mom thinks that when I make food I'm going to share with her fuggdup: I done did a Hoolo Fiendmummy: Erin, Nite, I was pinned to the ground last night by a 13 & 14 year old girl :x fuggdup: Unless you do it wearing only a pair of lace panties NotTheNameIWant: I'm already feeling hot and stuffed up. Dysparennia: Ohmygod I'm a pedophile. tkkttony: Age is just a number. d: Dysparennia: And by fun I mean sexual KhadgarsDisciple: Hola is more of a concept. FlyingAgorian: HOLY CAT IN A MIXING BOWL HOLA Fiendmummy: OH MY GOD IT'S THAT LUSTY ARGONIAN! FlyingAgorian: OH MY GOD IT'S THAT FRIENDLY MUMMY NotTheNameIWant: Yes, Hola was a puppy that eventually got older and learned to type. FlyingAgorian: I have been your friend for a few years now. FlyingAgorian: And still have no idea why you lick people. Fiendmummy: Lusty, He licks because we like it. Meghan777123: Ermahgerd hola, imam eat you (: Darxzero: I have come to a conclusion: The reason that British people are unsuited to temperature extremes is that they are a rare breed of landgoing fish. FlyingAgorian: BECAUSE FlyingAgorian: You are a taco. FlyingAgorian: You are a taco and also the word "Hello". tkkttony: Oh I do love tacos. snooperassassin: "Excite them to a higher energy state" kinky. strawberry777: This Berreh is not for consuming! PrincessStarfire: this is weird. My male cousin apparently triesd to have sex with my late husband 17th_Krystal: It feels all slimy. 17th_Krystal: If you want a rocket and you're a male just point your cock behind you and wank really, really hard. Spindax: And since he's French, he has probably eaten himself or attempted to. Whiscash: *pets hola* Whiscash: You weird. Fiendmummy: You're a Pokemon. bloody_anarchy: dont tell anyone but...in the middle of the night i go out to my moms garden cover myself with dirt and pretend im a carrot Jet_Dry: You make my hips stir. Sir_Roderick_IV: I prefer to remain a virgin, besides you didn't even take me out to eat. '-' kittypaws123: I was very happy yesterday. If her skirt had been just a little bit shorter... LOL (reply) drunkkoopa75: im a single pringle m8 kittypaws123: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Angry Kitty, bite-y kitty, GRR GRR GRR. Dysparennia: Pink balls that you suck on until something sour comes out. Jet_Dry: Don't exploit my desires on the internet D: Unadjectivable: No....But....I.....I wanted agorian sushi.. TimeForHuggz: dudedudedude (reply) TimeForHuggz: are you real (reply) TimeForHuggz: are you alive (reply) Floirt: get out hola Drutar: I'm sorry Hola Drutar: I just... I just couldn't take the abuse... I had to find someone who cared for me without hurting me... ;-; Drutar: The biting, it just hurt so much Floirt: you were bitten by a radioactive cat FlyingAgorian: Fugg the Hutt, Luke Fridgewalker, Princess Holeia, Imperial Drutroopers, Darx Vader, and Emperor Palpanite. fuggdup: If only BakaHaze was here.. We need a ChewBaka tkkttony: Bone-y ape-tits? Whut? Mutsu01: *appears in a poof of purple cloud* http://sta.sh/0ufjl6yovdh Acegallaidol: Free chocolate donuts large sized with porn? Why not. Dawns_End: "hey, poptart, jump in my toaster of love" FridgeMagnet: There's a difference between *waves* and *softly strokes hola's hair whilst gazing deeply into his eyes* FridgeMagnet: But if you order now I'll throw in a free selfie of me! Drutar: I don't feel like Hola would do that Drutar: He seems like a hippie kinda person to me Dawns_End: awww cute kitti corpses danceing to a flute Afthartos: I'll tell you what, let's both transition and then we can be lesbians. tkkttony: Oh I go hard all the time. ;) FlyingAgorian: Freetings. johnnygg1: well color me curious and tie my man stick to an Alaskan Lemur, how the hell did you manage to do that? Darxzero: People don't exist. This is all a penguin of your imagination. Zombie_Ravioli: Fun fact, the entire world counts down to my birthday. Sinapi: Uuu, Mat. I forgot that you can cook. Marry me? Miro62: The mods are all to drunk to be driniinga and modding legally. Drutar: He wants you to come Hoolo c; Hoolo: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Bananasaurus_Rex: you mean bastard incest child john chaisaw: ima drive this bus like im on bath salts O3O tkkttony: I didn't tell you how long and thick it was though. >.> fuggdup: As long as it tastes nice in my mouth, i'm good MisterD2014: Don't worry. You'll grow to hate me. Hoolo: "Wave me around like one of your French pants!" Spindax: We want to play with you, it'll be enjoyable for you. Spindax: I'll bite back. Drutar: You mean you aren't a cute puppy irl? D: Baushi: I have undying love for hola tkkttony: Stop touching me at night. D: NotTheNameIWant: I hate people that go into your face and shoot FlyingAgorian: 11 and already married with kids? FlyingAgorian: Shit's so fancy I need a second monocle. tkkttony: We love big groups of regs getting together and getting wet, I guess. d: Scritter: twist harder, twist it, keep twisting, dont stop twisting, itll finish twisting soon enough Hoolo: I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. Scritter: you see that? he twistsed so hard and he finished Drutar: YES FlyingAgorian: OH MY GOD HOLA IS ACTUALLY USING PMs FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE (reply) FlyingAgorian: I'LL MARK THE CALENDAR (reply) fuggdup: Mine eats my soul, bit by bit Bananasaurus_Rex: i only accept mushrooms as payment Spindax: Cut out the negative in the lower left corner and I'll fornicate with you. Spindax: I'll peck your ish. Olimm: Just be gentle, Spin. fuggdup: What happens with Fugg, stays with Fugg SaifXD: I love you Spindax Spindax: I am partial to Tony. Darxzero: Spin is a sentient bottle of booze. Scritter: im off to see the devil! hurrah! hurrah! FlyingAgorian: Show the court on this doll where you want to lick mutsu. Mutsu01: You'd make a great shrink, hola tkkttony: A nice and thick one. ApprenticeChief: What's your favorite type of sword? tkkttony: Hola's. tkkttony: Screw you, I'm an adorable dork. tkkttony: Not unless you're on Grindr. :P NameandVerb: we can start things off in the shower. its fun that way StuffyMcStuffins: did you enjoy getting all wet and soapy and hot? BillyJoeP1: Dibs being in the middle tkkttony: *covers hola in chocolate* hop673: *Licks tony* Coradon: There be Fruit in my Looms Iamnotamod: actually probably longer than 8, i should make a note Activity Feedhola365 has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? AwardsMobile BadgesMy Games |