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Here are some worthwhile things that you could be doing instead of reading this:

1) Listen to Shinobi Vs. Dragon Ninja By lost prophets which has one of the greatest riffs ever!.

2) Blink

3) Drink some water

4) Ponder your life

Upon revision of this piece I realised it would take far less than around 2 minutes and 47 seconds which is the estimated time Shinobi Vs. Dragon Ninja by lost prophets runs for I have predicted than it would probably take the average Joe 1:30 minutes to read this based on that prediction I have wasted 1:17 of your life if you follow my suggestion. Please forgive me. I will hit myself now.

*Whos the average Joe you may ask. Why not look on my chart of intelligence:

The higher your rating the more bluntly retarded you are:

10: Steven Hawken without out the wheelchair and the abillite to ride dinosaurs
9: Steven Hawken
8: Collosal cranium ( that was)
7: big cranium ( no that is not a sex joke)
6: slightly intelligent like that kind of librarian intelligent
5: Average Joe
4: Mexican
3: Very Mexican
2: Found in a river. Raised by cross eyed gypsies who thought that Eddie izzard was god.
1: Shot in the brain as a baby and fed nails.