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I don’t like the term “blowing my brains out”. I prefer “making modern art.”
Sniper rifles, promoting open-mindedness since the early 19th century!
There is no number for what I just did in that bathroom.
Warning; Side-effects of Fukitol include: abdominal pain, ennui, nihilism, decreased sex-drive, increased sex-drive, thinking about sex when watching The View, forgetting about things when entering the room, euphoria, plague, sudden blindness when jaywalking, super plague, everything tasting of goats, racism, super racism, British accents, giraffes, fork, Dolby 5.1 Surround-sound, surrealism, porn, and a severe disdain for turtlenecks.
Not going to sugar-coat this… You have diabetes.
I think I’ve finally formed an opinion about illegal immigration. Tomorrow, we order deportation catapults.
Can paraplegics still do stand-up comedy?
I saw a strikingly handsome gentleman in the mirror today.
You know that scene in Scanners where that one guy’s head pops like a water-balloon? I know what I’m using one of my genie wishes on.
Has anyone else ever gotten lost in a room with only one exit?