Latest Activity: Played Anti-Idle: The Game (1 hour ago)
Points needed for next level: 10 Level
I don’t like the term “blowing my brains out”. I prefer “making modern art.”I have an idea. What if there was a Skittles laxative product? Would it be called “Shittles”?
Sniper rifles, promoting open-mindedness since the early 19th century!
There is no number for what I just did in that bathroom.
Warning; Side-effects of Fukitol include: abdominal pain, ennui, nihilism, decreased sex-drive, increased sex-drive, thinking about sex when watching The View, forgetting about things when entering the room, euphoria, plague, sudden blindness when jaywalking, super plague, everything tasting of goats, racism, super racism, British accents, giraffes, fork, Dolby 5.1 Surround-sound, surrealism, porn, and a severe disdain for turtlenecks.
Wash your mouth out with buckshot.
Not going to sugar-coat this… You have diabetes.
I think I’ve finally formed an opinion about illegal immigration. Tomorrow, we order deportation catapults.