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I don’t like the term “blowing my brains out”. I prefer “making modern art.”
Sniper rifles, promoting open-mindedness since the early 19th century!
There is no number for what I just did in the bathroom.
Warning; Side-effects of Fukitol include: abdominal pain, ennui, nihilism, decreased sex-drive, increased sex-drive, thinking about sex when watching The View, forgetting about things when entering the room, euphoria, plague, sudden blindness when jaywalking, super plague, everything tasting of goats, racism, super racism, British accents, giraffes, fork, Dolby 5.1 Surround-sound, surrealism, porn, and a severe disdain for turtlenecks.
Not going to sugar-coat this… You have diabetes.
Can paraplegics still do stand-up comedy?
I saw a strikingly handsome gentleman in the mirror today.
Bleach: Now in assorted flavors!
Things to do today: What I want