jwhester

I was raised by a pack of rabid wolves but was exiled at the age of eighteen for my liberal views on hunting people. While wondering the Mohave desert for the next three years I learned to play guitar from a traveling circus hamster. I then went on to use my new found guitar skills to play shows for President Bush on his magical flying airship. After the shows he would tell me about this amazing place call KONGREGATE…………. Long story short, I forgot what happed next but I’m here and that’s all that matters.